Booze Requests

slushfund · Post by **slushfund** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:04 am

I am in Austria. Besides trying to import some absinthe, is there anything else I should bring back (in the alcohol department)? Space is extremely limited.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:10 am

Whores

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:29 am

Space limited? No no no. I'm sure if you really try, you've got lots of room. You just have to know how to pack it.

Seb · Post by **Seb** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:37 am

If you get whores make sure its afew good ones, good not lots of (words are hard)

grippingthewheel · Post by **grippingthewheel** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:22 am

Bud Light. And some of those Pringles I've heard so much about.

**** · Post by ******** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:24 am

Savage wrote:Space limited? No no no. I'm sure if you really try, you've got lots of room. You just have to know how to pack it.

exactly. just leave your pants there.

treetop · Post by **treetop** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:32 pm

i'm no steven hawking or anything but i'm pretty sure that space is damn near the only unlimited thing there is. matter is finite, the number of times you can wear a tshirt without washing it before your friends start punching you is finite. the amount of sass i'm willing to take from a tollbooth attendant on the mass pike is finite but there's lots of space.
time is infinite however. show's you what a jerk einstein was. he had a good laugh at some pretty good physicits expense. he even fooled superman. fly around the world real fast my shorts.
i'm losing touch with what this post was about. stupid fucking superman. he's just pissed that he's so very much less cool than batman. what's so super about that? go back to krypton superjerk. that'll learn him.
meh.

grippingthewheel · Post by **grippingthewheel** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:47 pm

Thank you Tree for interjecting some common sense into another whiny whiny bitch help me help me post from somewhere.

slushfund · Post by **slushfund** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:43 pm

That's true, I can always get more pants. Ok, I got space now. What does absinthe smell similar to, so I can refill a bottle of it?

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:48 pm

slushfund wrote:That's true, I can always get more pants. Ok, I got space now. What does absinthe smell similar to, so I can refill a bottle of it?

Sorta like Anisette, kinda. Or licorice flavored balsamic vinegar.

Post by **Judge** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:35 pm

Sambuca or Listerine (mint flavored).

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:05 pm

slushfund wrote:What does absinthe smell similar to, so I can refill a bottle of it?

Pastis (pernod, ricard, 51, that kind of stuff), ouzo, raki, arak, sambuca and anisette. But most of those are in clear bottles, so if your absinthe isn't of the blanche variety I'd go for pastis bottles.

I prefer Ricard. Tastes the most like absinthe, which will make emptying the bottle very enjoyable.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:46 am

treetop wrote:i'm no steven hawking or anything but i'm pretty sure that space is damn near the only unlimited thing there is. matter is finite, the number of times you can wear a tshirt without washing it before your friends start punching you is finite. the amount of sass i'm willing to take from a tollbooth attendant on the mass pike is finite but there's lots of space.
time is infinite however. show's you what a jerk einstein was. he had a good laugh at some pretty good physicits expense. he even fooled superman. fly around the world real fast my shorts.
i'm losing touch with what this post was about. stupid fucking superman. he's just pissed that he's so very much less cool than batman. what's so super about that? go back to krypton superjerk. that'll learn him.
meh.

Heh-heh. I bet you were really something, before the monkeys invented booze. Quit hogging. Pass the bottle over here.

greygoose · Post by **greygoose** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:01 am

Mayhem wrote:
slushfund wrote:That's true, I can always get more pants. Ok, I got space now. What does absinthe smell similar to, so I can refill a bottle of it?
Sorta like Anisette, kinda. Or licorice flavored balsamic vinegar.

Aren't you confusing that with ruiner's b-hole?

Again?

treetop · Post by **treetop** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:08 am

Savage wrote:
treetop wrote:i'm no steven hawking or anything but i'm pretty sure that space is damn near the only unlimited thing there is. matter is finite, the number of times you can wear a tshirt without washing it before your friends start punching you is finite. the amount of sass i'm willing to take from a tollbooth attendant on the mass pike is finite but there's lots of space.
time is infinite however. show's you what a jerk einstein was. he had a good laugh at some pretty good physicits expense. he even fooled superman. fly around the world real fast my shorts.
i'm losing touch with what this post was about. stupid fucking superman. he's just pissed that he's so very much less cool than batman. what's so super about that? go back to krypton superjerk. that'll learn him.
meh.
Heh-heh. I bet you were really something, before the monkeys invented booze. Quit hogging. Pass the bottle over here.

shut it, you. i'll boozemonkey your somethingorother if you don't watch it. string theory my shiny, metal ass.