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All I wanted was Bacon

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Rolled in for breakfast at the local diner at noon, and ordered eggs, home fries and bacon. Apparently it was too much to ask as the waitress came back after a minute and told me that they had run out of Bacon. ??????? I was incredulous! How could you run out of Bacon??? "Bacon"?? Ham is good but not the same.
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Post by Tipsy McStagger »

Oh, my bad. I was there earlier. Had myself a cup of grits, some wheat toast, and one side of bacon.

Must've gotten the last of it. I'd give it back to you but it already exited my body.
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I would have burned that place to the ground.
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I would have burned that place to the ground.
Came so very close to doing that, but Bonnie reminded me that there's Bacon at home.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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How dare they!
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They should have closed the restaurant.. I think the Department of Health needs to be notified of the Bacon crisis..
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Post by BeerMakesMeSmart »

Mayhem wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I would have burned that place to the ground.
Came so very close to doing that, but Bonnie reminded me that there's Bacon at home.
Cook that bacon on the flames coming off the waitress' body.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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Post by twentysevenshots »

this is unaceptable. Do we live in communist china.? are we out of bread? they should have immediatley sent a courier in search of bacon. across sea or land or possibly across the street to the corner store. they should have hired hunting parties to track a wild boar. I am personally outraged, outraged and eating bacon.

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Post by Smatter Noguts »

This is somewhere between an outrage and a crisis.

We are all behind you in this difficult time.

Name the resturant and what you need done.

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Ahem......

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They have bacon, I just called. They're wondering when you're coming back.
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Tipsy McStagger wrote:Ahem......

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They have bacon, I just called. They're wondering when you're coming back.
Ahhhhggggghhhh!!!! Not fair! *sniff*
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Every time theres no bacon the terrorist win.

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Post by Gin McGuinness »

Mayhem wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I would have burned that place to the ground.
Came so very close to doing that, but Bonnie reminded me that there's Bacon at home.
Good call on Bonnie but I'm sure you would have liked it to accompany the other breaky items. We went to a "Mexican" place a couple of nights ago - they ran out of corn chips.
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I am sorry for your loss.....or is it lack....anyway, I am sorry for it.
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Post by drunkiejohn »

Last night for dinner, and today for lunch, I had meatloaf wrapped in bacon. Fan-freaking-stastic.

Here's the recipe:

A basic meatloaf with bacon and rosemary.

INGREDIENTS:
2 pounds lean ground beef
2 teaspoons salt
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
2 eggs, lightly beaten
1/2 cup soft bread crumbs
1/2 cup milk
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/4 cup finely chopped onion
1/4 teaspoon dried leaf thyme, crumbled
1/4 teaspoon dried leaf rosemary, crumbled
3 slices bacon, halved crosswise

PREPARATION:
Mix ground beef, salt, pepper, eggs, bread crumbs, milk, Worcestershire, onion, thyme, and rosemary. Pack into a lightly greased loaf pan or form into a loaf pan or form into a loaf and place on a lightly greased baking sheet with sides, such as a jelly roll pan. Top meatloaf with sliced bacon and bake at 350° for 1 hour. If desired, serve meatloaf with heated tomato sauce or gravy.

And garlic mashed potatoes.
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