What I learned over the weekend

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What I learned over the weekend

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Mayhem's a really lucky guy

I evidently don't like shoes

I have proof that Oggar could headbutt an M1A Abrams tank and the tank would lose.

Oggar could then pick up the tank with one arm

Joe the shuttle driver kept me and fiyah from being arrested. Props to you, Joe.

I like to hold conversations with rocks

The staff of the Holiday Inn in Hudson, MA are some of the most tolerant people I'll never remember meeting

treetop and BMMS have no need for sleep

Casino was right when he said that steved is the Cadillac of men which, I guess, makes girlie the Subaru of women?

People in Massachusetts really do hate the Colts. A lot.

I'm very attracted to bodies of water in Boston

That's about all I can recall right now...
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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Re: What I learned over the weekend

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vagrant wrote:Casino was right when he said that steved is the Cadillac of men which, I guess, makes girlie the Subaru of women?
she's the bentley of women!!!

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Yeah, this weekend was the shit. There was much booze to be had by all. Much love to everyone who stuck around Sunday night for our 3 hours of playing, and to everyone else who we got shitty with throughout the weekend.

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That was your 69th post...
You're a man now!
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vagrant wrote:People in Massachusetts really do hate the Colts. A lot.
It's not just Massachusetts, it's all of New England, and I'm sure the hatred you experienced was just scratching the surface. Although the Chargers are definitely moving up the hatred ladder.
I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk these streets of freedom badmouthing Lady America, in your damn mirrored sunglasses!

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Post by Sgt. HSA »

A few additions:

Roomie apparently doesn't like shirts

Goose will never wear a hat again


Best one liner of the weekend, courtesy of treetop upon seeing Roomie with no shirt on:

"Who the fuck you think you are, douger ?"
drink your fucking drink, Drunkards answer to no one

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Post by jonnyswagger »

Mallory Knox wrote:That was your 69th post...
You're a man now!
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What make a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
....No, it's probably the titties

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Post by Her »

Glad to see some of you have made it back in one piece. I have no feeling towards the Colts, by the way.

Come again soon! Place seems empty without you.

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jonnyswagger wrote:
Mallory Knox wrote:That was your 69th post...
You're a man now!
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What make a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
....No, it's probably the titties
It's ALWAYS about the titties!
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Mallory Knox wrote:
jonnyswagger wrote:
Mallory Knox wrote:That was your 69th post...
You're a man now!
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What make a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
....No, it's probably the titties
It's ALWAYS about the titties!
And the vagina... lets not forget the vagina!
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You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
You lock the door
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steved2112 wrote:This is what being a man is all about.
Remind me to kill you next time we meet.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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I learned that Ruiner's mom is hot and that Mrs. Judge was unexpectedly into swinging, altough Ruiner's parents and The Judge didn't think that was as funny as Crystal and I did.

Edited to mention: I also learned that my avatar makes me look 45. Thanks to all you fuckers that didn't mention that.
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Sgt. HSA wrote:A few additions:

Roomie apparently doesn't like shirts

Goose will never wear a hat again


Best one liner of the weekend, courtesy of treetop upon seeing Roomie with no shirt on:

"Who the fuck you think you are, douger ?"


Now THAT is the funniest shit ever!
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I'm missing half a tooth (many of my exploits seem unaccounted for).
The Judge is capable of recognizing my "blackout face"
My right leg is sore
My left knee hurts
I sustained some sort of injury to my ribs.
I inadvertently frighten people.

I'm sure in the near future I will learn more.
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But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott

RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.

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