What I learned over the weekend

**** · Post by ******** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:47 pm

i learned that dd voicemails are more hilarious than the actual conversation would be had one answered one's phone.
i was having a horrible saturday. steved and girlie made it much happier.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:49 pm

Mallory Knox wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:Another one:

Don't point out a nasty looking mixer to Mallory unless you're prepared to drink it too (though I admit the ensuing concoction was actually pretty good). I give immense credit to our bartenders for the ability to make even clamato juice palatable.
Watching your face change from one of horror to one of ecstasy as you took down the clam juice was enjoyable.

...I seem to remember you sipping it.

I did, it was actually worth sipping.

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:55 pm

I learned that Sarge likes walking in on women in the port-a-potty.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:01 pm

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I learned that Sarge likes walking in on women in the port-a-potty.

Too bad it was dark.

Her · Post by **Her** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:09 pm

Edited to mention: I also learned that my avatar makes me look 45. Thanks to all you fuckers that didn't mention that.[/quote]

You got a problem with that?

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:10 pm

Me and ruiner can square dance better than 2 men should.

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:43 pm

Face vs concrete (put your money on the concrete)

Post by **Judge** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:54 pm

Fiyah wrote:Face vs concrete (put your money on the concrete)

That was field stone baby!

I learned never to pass out around BMMS. He kept following me and fingering the material of my shirts. He wants them. Really badly.

He was creeping me out with that, "I'm taking that shirt" stare from across the room.

danger awesome · Post by **danger awesome** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:20 pm

5. There are SEVERAL whore-like folks on this board. That was comforting to learn.

I think there are more that want to be but can't... :P

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:29 pm

Some people don't find cooking a baby in a Ronco Rotisserie all that funny. Set it and forget it.

steved2112 · Post by **steved2112** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:32 pm

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Some people don't find cooking a baby in a Ronco Rotisserie all that funny. Set it and forget it.

That was baby? I thought you were kidding about all that. I'm a fan!

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:53 pm

I also learned that the Swaggerin' Growlers are an awesome band. Check out their Myspace

190Flask · Post by **190Flask** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:31 pm

Mayhem wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
I have a Hawaiian shirt fetish.
You may be Judge's long lost son.

Or Tim's. Seriously though, I think it's a requirement to own a large amount of Hawaiian shirts if you live in California.

cloud8 · Post by **cloud8** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:16 pm

And what news of slushfund, the genius who organized this event?

Mallory Knox · Post by **Mallory Knox** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:24 pm

cloud8 wrote:And what news of slushfund, the genius who organized this event?

I was wondering the same thing.
That guy sure is a peach!