What I learned over the weekend

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:23 am

I learned that I shouldn't try to walk if I'm being dragged.

I learned (thanks to Fiyah) to ALWAYS watch my footing.

I learned that I should really stop kissing chicks.

I learned how to eat a whole lobster.

I learned that Goose likes to wear socks/sandals, but not for very long.

I learned that Roomie is so nice, he even kissed my gash on my eye.

I learned that Ruiner's parents are scarily similar to mine.

I learned that Fenway is much smaller than I had imagined.

Professor Roomie · Post by **Professor Roomie** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:57 am

Crystal wrote:I learned that I should really stop kissing chicks.

Blasphemy!

treetop · Post by **treetop** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:10 am

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Some people don't find cooking a baby in a Ronco Rotisserie all that funny. Set it and forget it.

i forgot about that.
delicious self-basting babies.

ruiner · Post by **ruiner** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:18 pm

i learned im the coolest kid in school.

i learned you are all a bunch of jealous assholes (crystal obviously excluded. shes jealous of me, but shes not an asshole about it.)

i learned that passing out in front of a shuttle bus is ok, provided the driver has decent vision.

i learned that my friends here are assholes, who pour water on my lap in front of my parents, making it seem i pissed myself.

i learned i save pissing my pants for occasions such as mayhems furniture and the bed at the holiday inn.

i learned its ok to flip a mattress at the holiday inn.

Girlie · Post by **Girlie** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:27 pm

Crystal wrote: I learned that Roomie is so nice, he even kissed my gash on my eye.

Oh yeah, Roomie tries to do whatever he can to get a chance at the women's "gashes".

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:49 pm

ruiner wrote: i learned its ok to flip a mattress at the holiday inn.

I wasn't going to go there..

whiskeyprick · Post by **whiskeyprick** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:14 pm

I learned I really can stay up all night drinking and work 8 hours the next day.

The price for such escapades only gets higher as you get older.

Conventions you don't go to aren't as painful as ones you do, they aren't nearly as much fun either.

I still love my wife and its good to be alive.

Grace O'Malley · Post by **Grace O'Malley** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:52 pm

5. There are SEVERAL whore-like folks on this board. That was comforting to learn.
Now I'm curious, what constitutes whore-likeness?

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:10 pm

I learned that if you're outside of the South and try to request a David Allan Coe song the band will look at you funny.

whiskeyprick · Post by **whiskeyprick** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:13 pm

Rowdydrunk79 wrote:I learned that if you're outside of the South and try to request a David Allan Coe song the band will look at you funny.

not true in the west.

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:14 pm

whiskeyprick wrote:
Rowdydrunk79 wrote:I learned that if you're outside of the South and try to request a David Allan Coe song the band will look at you funny.
not true in the west.

Noted.

Gin McGuinness · Post by **Gin McGuinness** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:41 pm

... Rowdy was standing outside of Mallory's door singing a Mel Tillis song
"Honey, won't you open that door.... " and poor Bundy had to listen as I chimed in.... and here I thought I had forgotten all my country music!

190Flask · Post by **190Flask** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:07 pm

Gin McGuinness wrote:... Rowdy was standing outside of Mallory's door singing a Mel Tillis song
"Honey, won't you open that door.... " and poor Bundy had to listen as I chimed in.... and here I thought I had forgotten all my country music!

It's impossible to forget. I grew up in Nashville, country music capitol of the world. No one ever lets me forget that. "Oh you're from Nashville? You must like country music." I don't really, but it's almost like it's engrained in my brain. You can't live in the south and not know country music. It's impossible.

Gin McGuinness · Post by **Gin McGuinness** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:13 pm

190Flask wrote:
Gin McGuinness wrote:... Rowdy was standing outside of Mallory's door singing a Mel Tillis song
"Honey, won't you open that door.... " and poor Bundy had to listen as I chimed in.... and here I thought I had forgotten all my country music!
It's impossible to forget. I grew up in Nashville, country music capitol of the world. No one ever lets me forget that. "Oh you're from Nashville? You must like country music." I don't really, but it's almost like it's engrained in my brain. You can't live in the south and not know country music. It's impossible.

I tend to forget you're kinda in my DD time zone.... I must call you one day.

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:36 am

Gin McGuinness wrote:... Rowdy was standing outside of Mallory's door singing a Mel Tillis song
"Honey, won't you open that door.... " and poor Bundy had to listen as I chimed in.... and here I thought I had forgotten all my country music!

While I don't recall this some songs are just unforgettable.