Unless the face is attached to Oggar.Fiyah wrote:Face vs concrete (put your money on the concrete)
What I learned over the weekend
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- fdoosey
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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I learned that Girlie can not be trusted to hold my Bourbon while I use the porta potty.
While I was at my most vulnerable, she turned to Mother Goose, said "check this out," and poured my Bourbon into her wine.
Not that Bourbine isn't a fine drink. It's just the principle. That was my Bourbon!
While I was at my most vulnerable, she turned to Mother Goose, said "check this out," and poured my Bourbon into her wine.
Not that Bourbine isn't a fine drink. It's just the principle. That was my Bourbon!
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
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Not a peep. Hmm. My worst fears are confirmed. No doubt our host gathered up all the cups, for DNA samples, and is at this moment creating a genetically altered Drunkard Army.Mallory Knox wrote:I was wondering the same thing.cloud8 wrote:And what news of slushfund, the genius who organized this event?
That guy sure is a peach!
I saw this coming, but I'm a sucker for a party.
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
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I learned that all the drunkards are even COOLER in person than they are on the phone or intraweb.
I learned that if Goose starts his booze-a-thon at 9:00 a.m., it's likely he'll fall asleep in his lunch and subsequently go to bed at 9:00 p.m. (in his defense, though, he arose for the afterparty in Steve/Girlie's room & Rowdy's room).
I learned that Oggar gives the BEST hugs in the world.
I learned that Steved & Girlie are two of my favorite people in the world (although I had my suspicions prior to MassKon anyway!).
I learned that Sarge & Michele DO make out a lot (this was already stated, but bears repeating).
I learned that both Goose & Michele are dancin' fools. Emphasis, in Goose's case, on the "fool."
I learned that Rowdy throws the best afterparties.
I learned that Roomie likes to lick people on their foreheads.
I learned that the Chatham Artillery Punch was most likely flammable and/or toxic.
I learned that Ruiner's even a bigger douchebag in person than on the interweb.
I learned that if Goose starts his booze-a-thon at 9:00 a.m., it's likely he'll fall asleep in his lunch and subsequently go to bed at 9:00 p.m. (in his defense, though, he arose for the afterparty in Steve/Girlie's room & Rowdy's room).
I learned that Oggar gives the BEST hugs in the world.
I learned that Steved & Girlie are two of my favorite people in the world (although I had my suspicions prior to MassKon anyway!).
I learned that Sarge & Michele DO make out a lot (this was already stated, but bears repeating).
I learned that both Goose & Michele are dancin' fools. Emphasis, in Goose's case, on the "fool."
I learned that Rowdy throws the best afterparties.
I learned that Roomie likes to lick people on their foreheads.
I learned that the Chatham Artillery Punch was most likely flammable and/or toxic.
I learned that Ruiner's even a bigger douchebag in person than on the interweb.
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Not when he's laying face-down in the middle of the driveway.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:It would seem impossible but it's so true.Mother Goose wrote:
I learned that Ruiner's even a bigger douchebag in person than on the interweb.
You're welcome, Ruiner....
It's quite possible that you owe myself and a select few others your life.
I'll take my payback in SJ.
ivan wrote:Bring it! You foe me, and I'll make brilliant posts that you won't see!
So true! People I've met or talked to before became even more lovable and friend to me. People who never even met me (live or internet) or who I previously thought didn't even know who "Girlie" is, seemed to go out of their way to prove how wonderful and warm they are.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote: Some of the coolest people ever born are the people on this board.
I learned that Goose is really insistent upon trying to vault himself into water when he starts out the day drinking with BMMS and Treetop. And that Mama Goose is extremely good at preventing this. (We love you guys!)
I learned which two names seem to make Oggar smile even bigger and brighter than he usually does.
I learned that HappyDrunk is incapable of not having a smile on her face and/or laughing for more than a second or two at a time.
I learned I could watch Ampersand do super funny false camera poses for longer than he can stand to do them.
I learned that bourbine (wine + bourbon) pretty much ends the night for me.
I learned that our drive home was the exact path and timing of the Monarch fall migration southward.
And much, much more.
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- happydrunk
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I don't think I learned much, other than some people really do wear socks and sandals together!
and a Mojito really is a refreshing drink.
and I like to insult people about their shirts/names/smoking habits when I'm drunk. (but hopefully in a good way.)
I still don't believe the Hello Kitty dildo thing though.
and a Mojito really is a refreshing drink.
and I like to insult people about their shirts/names/smoking habits when I'm drunk. (but hopefully in a good way.)
I still don't believe the Hello Kitty dildo thing though.
I'm not so think as you drunk I am.
Hell is no bourbon - Ms. Savage
Because that's how you win. Gunpowder and rum.,
Hell is no bourbon - Ms. Savage
Because that's how you win. Gunpowder and rum.,
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1. You don't look anywhere near 45.Her wrote:You got a problem with that?Professor Roomie wrote:Edited to mention: I also learned that my avatar makes me look 45. Thanks to all you fuckers that didn't mention that.
2. I'm only 29; I shouldn't look anywhere near 45. Even after this past weekend.
"You people terrify me. You're like some sort of Unholy Trinity of drunken viking maniacs." - Nil
"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
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So did he actually piss himself, or did someone just dampen him for the purposes of making out like he had? Either way he must've got pretty fucked-up to get into such a state, good work indeed.ampersand wrote:BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:It would seem impossible but it's so true.Mother Goose wrote:
I learned that Ruiner's even a bigger douchebag in person than on the interweb.
I bet he's not that bad really.
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Oh I don't know, right after that I was punching him in the head to wake him up and his dad was laughing.dan_uk wrote:So did he actually piss himself, or did someone just dampen him for the purposes of making out like he had? Either way he must've got pretty fucked-up to get into such a state, good work indeed.ampersand wrote:BeerMakesMeSmart wrote: It would seem impossible but it's so true.
I bet he's not that bad really.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.