I pulled a muscle in my right butt cheek

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I pulled a muscle in my right butt cheek

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vaulting over the porch railing, long blond hair flying, yelling for the cat.

Yes, it was beer related. And apparently: I am a woman; I am super; but I am not Superwoman.

Ow, it hurts!
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A likely story.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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Get an assmassage.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Frankennietzsche Zamboni wrote:Get an assmassage.
Are you offering??

Or are you offering BMMS'S services???
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:A likely story.
Shut up, betch!

(in the gayest way I can say the word Betch)
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Yes.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Frankennietzsche Zamboni wrote:Yes.
Yay!!

What time will BMMS arrive?

:) :) :)
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Cheffie wrote:
Frankennietzsche Zamboni wrote:Yes.
Yay!!

What time will BMMS arrive?

:) :) :)
Eleventeen o'clock.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
Cheffie wrote:
Frankennietzsche Zamboni wrote:Yes.
Yay!!

What time will BMMS arrive?

:) :) :)
Eleventeen o'clock.
Thaaaaaannks, Frankie!!! (in the gay boyest tone Ever!!!)
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yes before you ask; I do have a soft spot for homosexual gentlemen.

That's why I love so many of the boys here!

( I keed, I keed!!)
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I can honestly say that I think I am a lot more sore than you are.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I can honestly say that I think I am a lot more sore than you are.
Your butt hurts too????
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Cheffie wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I can honestly say that I think I am a lot more sore than you are.
Your butt hurts too????
Everything hurts. Everything.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
Cheffie wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I can honestly say that I think I am a lot more sore than you are.
Your butt hurts too????
Everything hurts. Everything.
sorry boo boo. you know I wished I coulda been there to party with you.
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Talk about taking it in the ass.
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