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Oggar the hat thief?

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What was up with that? I think BMMS came up to me very upset that Oggar had taken his hat and wouldn't give it back. I may have advised him to either ask for it nicely or wait until Oggar passes out.
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Actually, someone approached BMMS apparently very upset that Oggar had made off with his hat, and asked him if he knew where it was. Bmms then told him, and then asked "do you want me to go with you ?", to which he kind of hung his head and said "yeah".

Funnier even than that was later on when I was sitting in the cigar bar, and I see BMMS come running through and out the door moving faster than I've ever seen him. Like 5 seconds later Oggar comes charging in, looks around, and says "WHERE IS HE ???"
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Sgt. HSA wrote:Funnier even than that was later on when I was sitting in the cigar bar, and I see BMMS come running through and out the door moving faster than I've ever seen him. Like 5 seconds later Oggar comes charging in, looks around, and says "WHERE IS HE ???"
I believe BMMS' words were, "Grizzly beartracks coming through!!" Ten seconds, Oggar comes storming through the room, then out the backdoor..


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If you were wearing a hat, Oggar was going to have it on his head at some point. Even the infamous dickhat. He'd take mine, wear around for a while and then smash it back on to my head.
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He did look cute wearing this hat, though.

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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote: Even the infamous dickhat.
Someone needs to tell this story, but I don't know that I'd do it justice; I think you had to be there to fully appreciate how funny it was.
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so is "hat" a new drinking game now?

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Sgt. HSA wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote: Even the infamous dickhat.
Someone needs to tell this story, but I don't know that I'd do it justice; I think you had to be there to fully appreciate how funny it was.
Yup.
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote: Even the infamous dickhat.
Someone needs to tell this story, but I don't know that I'd do it justice; I think you had to be there to fully appreciate how funny it was.
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I remember on saturday he took a few hats, and then threw them on stage at the burlesque dancers, and they were going to keep them until I asked the MC nicely for them back.

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Sgt. HSA wrote:Actually, someone approached BMMS apparently very upset that Oggar had made off with his hat, and asked him if he knew where it was. Bmms then told him, and then asked "do you want me to go with you ?", to which he kind of hung his head and said "yeah".

Funnier even than that was later on when I was sitting in the cigar bar, and I see BMMS come running through and out the door moving faster than I've ever seen him. Like 5 seconds later Oggar comes charging in, looks around, and says "WHERE IS HE ???"
Ah, perhaps I combined the hat story with an equally hazy memory of BMMS (I think) asking how I deal with Oggar.

And as far as the Dickhat story goes, you guys picked on that guy so bad that he was ready to fight me over it, and I wasn't even there. Good times.
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I think you know more about the weekend dick "hat" then you're letting on.
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Nic the Chick wrote:so is "hat" a new drinking game now?
Right you are. It's played the same way as "pants," only the rules are exactly the opposite.
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Post by ruiner »

my beam hat was missing as well. but, like my respect bmms, i think i just lost it somewhere in the barn.
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Post by Oggar »

Ruiner- your Beam hat was sitting on the table in the room where Fiyah face planted all weekend. The "dick hat" story deserves it's own thread but it would be useless without a picture of the "dick hat."

And honestly Goose we kid because we love- it only kind of looked like a a dick. :) I really don't recall stealing so many hats. I remember taking BMMS's once or twice but that's it.
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