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cloud8 wrote:You'll need a good cap, too.
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Proverbs 31:6&7

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Beware the Khakis or you'll be explaining that's "its just water from washing my hands" when exiting the mens room.
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Also, I had ribs the Saturday night and got sauce on my work pants and still work them to work through yesterday/my Friday, so fuggit. Dickies are very very durable.
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Here's a simple memonic: Always wear trousers in public houses (or you'll have nowhere to put the change).*






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I always lose the game of pants
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Brooks Brother. You'll look like a stock broker, which helps when a lousy barkeep tries to 86 you. Start yelling, "I'm a gentleman of learning and influence. I could have your ass over a fire by 0600 hours!"

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I've been in France (Brittany), recently, and I've repeatedly been mistaken for a priest. Hilarious for cursing and not bad for free drinks.
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nice t shirt with good pair of jeans nice shoes and a scally cap

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I try my best to wear a shirt with a straight collar, and a halfway decent jacket
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it is always nice to look your best as you are getting shit face at a local pub.

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I always wear at least two shirts whose collars can be popped. canigetawhatwhat!?
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beerkegbilly wrote:it is always nice to look your best as you are getting shit face at a local pub.
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Palinka wrote:Always wear trousers in public houses (or you'll have nowhere to put the change).*
reminds me of a golf course I used to go to which had a dress code: players must wear a shirt at all times
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501's, with the manly stuff to fill 'em out. Plaid shirt, cotten when it's warm, flannel when it's cold. That's all I require. He looks even better without the fabric, of course. Don't let my children see this post. They still can't believe we had ***
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This is rather sporty...


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