Proper Drunk Clothing

[Savage]

Oh for the days, when a man wore his pants to hold up his nipples.

[JimLahey]

One time I blacked out and I woke up with a shirt on but no pants OR underpants. It was pretty wild.

[mistah willies]

One time I blacked out and I woke up with a shirt on but no pants OR underpants. It was pretty wild.

Do tell?

Don't leave us dangling

[JimLahey]

One time I blacked out and I woke up with a shirt on but no pants OR underpants. It was pretty wild.

Do tell?

Don't leave us dangling

I wish there was more to tell. I was drinking heavily with a few close friends and ended up like that in the morning. I can't remember shit. They said I was very polite and just wished everyone goodnight after demolishing a sandwich I made. God knows what really happened.

[Savage]

One time I blacked out and I woke up with a shirt on but no pants OR underpants. It was pretty wild.

Do tell?

Don't leave us dangling

Please. Tuck it back in.

[aloysius]

If you live in the U.S. South, you can't go wrong with a seersucker suit:

[Palinka (RIP)]

To begin with, around noon



After luncheon, a casual item, like a smoking jacket, for joshing about in




And for the evening, what else one would wear?

[Shane-O-Matic]

For when you're at the Montreux Jazz Festival and a thundershower (or worse) breaks out. Bin bags are useful for holding beer and keeping you dry.

[Savage]

Just try, I mean, just try, saying "seersucker" aloud. Observe how everybody either snickers, or get's this WTF? look on their face. And, damn, this was at JoAnn's fabrics.

This is my country
Land of my birth
This is my country
Grandest on earth
I pledge thee my allegiance, America, the bold
For this is my country, to have and to hold.

and that said, I usually wear just enough loose and comfortable fabric to avoid terrifying the USPS or FedEx or the cute little guys in brown shorts persons.

[EuroSlave]

Optional wear:

winter - soviet era military overcoat + mdm fez

summer - good light trousers and a panama hat

Mandatory:

bottle of your favourite drink in hand

[Savage]

I prefer black velvet. Except in summer, when I hibernate with a case of bourbon, and refuse all calls.

[Mr. Viking]

usually trousers with soup or curry on them, a smoking jacket, preferably with cigarette burns in it, possibly patched, a shirt that is baggy enough to let the sweats out and the best shoes I can find at the time. Sadly I do not own a crumpled hat, only a straw one.

failing my usually attire I like to wear a suit

[Bur]

Who needs clothes! It's frigging summer!

[Palinka (RIP)]

Who needs clothes! It's frigging summer!

Ohhh...you wacky Finns...

[Savage]

Who needs clothes! It's frigging summer!

OMG. You are the one who traumatized my little girl self, as I sold Girl Scout calendars and cookies. Freak. The fact that I am heterosexual is no thanks to you.