Proper Drunk Clothing

[Mr. Viking]

I've been walking about in dirty shorts, flip flops and an open hawaiian shirt. Holiday drunkard attire. Need to get me a panama hat

[oettinger]

Need to get me a panama hat

Oh yeah, I want one of these too. Then meeting escobar and being part of the cartel

[Savage]

Purple. Velvet during the cold weather. Tasteful jewelry and perfume. During this dreadful summer heat, tee shirt type dress. Accompanied by old fart in jeans and Hawaiian shirt.

[oettinger]

Purple. Velvet during the cold weather. Tasteful jewelry and perfume. During this dreadful summer heat, tee shirt type dress. Accompanied by old fart in jeans and Hawaiian shirt.

Yes. This is it.
But I would never call my russian buddy an old fart

Still got the chaps in the cabinet but am too "bulky" for them nowadays

[Savage]

Okay, I admit it: I am broken by the heat. It's baggy trous and Hawaiian shirt, whenever I have to venture from my dwelling. Well, sometimes when I want to fancy up, it's a maxi dress from Marshalls. I have thrown in the towel, as they say. I concede. The miserable desert heat has beat me down. Even wearing a necklace in this miserable weather is inviting a skin burn. I am shriveling up like a desert tortoise.

There is not enough lotion in the world...

[mistah willies]

Purple. Velvet during the cold weather. Tasteful jewelry and perfume. During this dreadful summer heat, tee shirt type dress. Accompanied by old fart in jeans and Hawaiian shirt.

Yes. This is it.
But I would never call my russian buddy an old fart

Still got the chaps in the cabinet but am too "bulky" for them nowadays

What the

Snorted beer. Next up, doing lines of gin

[Bur]

Today's outfit shall consist of shorts and beer. Or bathrobe and beer. Not sure which yet.

[oettinger]

Purple. Velvet during the cold weather. Tasteful jewelry and perfume. During this dreadful summer heat, tee shirt type dress. Accompanied by old fart in jeans and Hawaiian shirt.

Yes. This is it.
But I would never call my russian buddy an old fart

Still got the chaps in the cabinet but am too "bulky" for them nowadays

What the

Snorted beer. Next up, doing lines of gin

No joke W.
Last time I wore them was at halloween, on work at the youth club, maybe 2007. undrunk, before noon. Dressed as the lonely cowboy. One kid told me my butt appeared a little big... since then they were taking on dust.
Needless to say the juvenile delinquents hanging around outside didn`t take that dress with ease as their homophobic worldview and overall view on manhood was (very probable still is) quite disctracted. Did not care one iota.

[mistah willies]

Not the chaps, they are excellent

It was the mental image of a big brute like yourself stuffed into a tee shirt type dress and wearing tasteful perfume and jewelry.

That is fucking funny as hell

[Palinka (RIP)]

A Smoking Jacket is where it's at!

For Him



For Her

[Mr Boozificator]

I am surprised this is still alive.
What you wear reflects the supremeness of who you are. You are wearing a suit, all the dries feel insulted by your class. You are wearing a thong, none can wear it without being self conscious but you. You are wearing a REAL suit ("tuxedo but not rented" in american english and "smoking" in european).
So obviously the best solution is a mantle of class and ready to gentleman.

[booznik]

For Her

Ladies and gentlemen, the smokin' hot Carolyn Jones.