Most Dangerous Drunk cities

**** · Post by ******** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:51 pm

this list is stupid, and i don't get it either.

men's health...talk to the hand.

cloud8 · Post by **cloud8** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:01 pm

dan_uk wrote:
cloud8 wrote:
Fiyah wrote:How the hell is Yonkers next to Salt Lake City?

It's descending, so really #100 = top slot.. I think MADD made this version of the list..
What the hell is Yonkers doing here in the first place? The other 99 are well known urban centers. Yonkers is a dump situated above the Bronx on the Hudson, and has never been known for anything.
Except being the location of a historic battle in the zombie war...

Oh I see a WWZ thing. Thanks for the update. Aside from that, the only mention of Yonkers in the last 40 years is from the TV comedy Barney Miller of the 70s. Detective Harris couldn't find an apartment closer to Manhattan than Yonkers and it drew a big laugh.

Shmoo · Post by **Shmoo** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:14 pm

12 huh? Must be the no purchase of alcohol on Sundays law. That statement made me grumpy just now. Shot time!

Screwball · Post by **Screwball** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:16 pm

Shmoo wrote:12 huh? Must be the no purchase of alcohol on Sundays law. That statement made me grumpy just now. Shot time!

Somebody say shot time?

Hell Yeah!

Cheers!

Shmoo · Post by **Shmoo** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:20 pm

Sonic JingleScrewBells wrote:Somebody say shot time?

Hell Yeah!

Cheers!

Indeed. Alternating Vodak and SJ shots tonight. Booya! Cheers!

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:31 pm

cloud8 wrote:
dan_uk wrote:
cloud8 wrote: What the hell is Yonkers doing here in the first place? The other 99 are well known urban centers. Yonkers is a dump situated above the Bronx on the Hudson, and has never been known for anything.
Except being the location of a historic battle in the zombie war...
Oh I see a WWZ thing. Thanks for the update. Aside from that, the only mention of Yonkers in the last 40 years is from the TV comedy Barney Miller of the 70s. Detective Harris couldn't find an apartment closer to Manhattan than Yonkers and it drew a big laugh.

Good point.. There are very few drinking places that I know of in Yonkers.. Now White Plains on the other hand.....

Screwball · Post by **Screwball** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:35 pm

Shmoo wrote:
Sonic JingleScrewBells wrote:Somebody say shot time?

Hell Yeah!

Cheers!
Indeed. Alternating Vodak and SJ shots tonight. Booya! Cheers!

Been drinking the SJ all night, but I do have a bottle o' Tito's Vodak in the Norge.

Gonna give it a go. Splunge!

MEAT! · Post by **MEAT!** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:38 pm

Where's New Orleans?

You honestly can't find a junction of two roads in that city without a bar on one of the four corners.

whiskeyprick · Post by **whiskeyprick** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:33 pm

I call BS. Fairbanks isnt even on the list. I was lucky to leave that place on my own accord. I saw many that didnt and it was a weeknight.

Mother Goose · Post by **Mother Goose** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:54 am

Indy #53. I guess we're blissfully average, huh?

I happened to notice that, two posts up, is Rowdy's friend "Meat!"

Funny side-note. I went to college my first couple years at Ball State, and we used to party with this guy named Chris. He was a complete DORK - however, one night, he passed out fucking cold, but before he passed out, he happened to pull his pants down. He was basically lounging in the recliner with his johnson saying 'hello' to the world. Well, said johnson was abso-fucking-lutely ENORMOUS (and, like I said, this guy was a total dork - absolute nerd-type).

Therefore, from that point on, he was dubbed "meat" and he never knew why we called him that. BWAHAHAHA!!

TheBigCasino · Post by **TheBigCasino** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:10 am

cloud8 wrote:
Fiyah wrote:How the hell is Yonkers next to Salt Lake City?

It's descending, so really #100 = top slot.. I think MADD made this version of the list..
What the hell is Yonkers doing here in the first place? The other 99 are well known urban centers. Yonkers is a dump situated above the Bronx on the Hudson, and has never been known for anything.

This is true, I dated a gal for 6 years and she lived in Yonkers, how many times we go out drinkin in Yonkers? ZERO.

and ponm a side note, Max brooks did his homework, the batle in WWZ, I drove by that area every single fucking day.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:10 am

Tumbleweed Junction does not appear on that list, as I was out of town when they were tabulating.

PSA: There are some kind of freaky people to be met at CA rest stops.

ivan · Post by **ivan** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:37 am

95. San Antonio, Texas
87. Columbia, S.C.

Two of the best cities I've ever lived in. And drunk-friendly. Sweet!

Merc · Post by **Merc** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:54 pm

Hell yes, Texas represent

MEAT! · Post by **MEAT!** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:57 pm

Mother Grinch wrote:Indy #53. I guess we're blissfully average, huh?

I happened to notice that, two posts up, is Rowdy's friend "Meat!"

Funny side-note. I went to college my first couple years at Ball State, and we used to party with this guy named Chris. He was a complete DORK - however, one night, he passed out fucking cold, but before he passed out, he happened to pull his pants down. He was basically lounging in the recliner with his johnson saying 'hello' to the world. Well, said johnson was abso-fucking-lutely ENORMOUS (and, like I said, this guy was a total dork - absolute nerd-type).

Therefore, from that point on, he was dubbed "meat" and he never knew why we called him that. BWAHAHAHA!!

I agree with that sentiment completely................

Except for the big weinie part.