Most Dangerous Drunk cities

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:24 pm

Men's Health magazine ranked cities on their danger from alcohol.

The rankings were based on factors such as fatal drunken driving crashes, liver disease and laws about when and where to buy alcohol.

Kudos to Frank for making Denver #1!

100. Denver
99. Anchorage
98. Colorado Springs, Colo.
97. Omaha, Neb.
96. Fargo, N.D.
95. San Antonio, Texas
94. Austin, Texas
93. Fresno, Calif.
92. Lubbock, Texas
91. Milwaukee, Wis.
90. El Paso, Texas
89. Spokane, Wash.
88. Washington, D.C.
87. Columbia, S.C.
86. St. Louis,
85. Bakersfield, Calif.
84. San Diego, Calif.
83. Cheyenne, Wy.
82. Aurora, Colo.
81. Houston, Texas
80. Portland, Ore.
79. Seattle
78. Boise, Idaho
77. Tucson, Ariz.
76. Dallas, Texas
75. Jacksonville, Fla.
74. Toledo, OH
73.Madison, Wis.
72. Oakland, Calif.
71. Modesto, Calif.
70. Billings, Mont.
69. Fremont, Calif.
68. Oklahoma City
67. San Francisco
66. Sacramento, Calif.
65. Los Angeles, Calif.
64. Phoenix
63. Albuquerque
62. Chicago
61. Providence, R.I.
60. Fort Wayne, Ind.
59. Manchester, N.H.
58. Charleston, W.Va.
57. Burlington, Vt.
56. Lincoln, Neb.
55. Corpus Christi, Texas
54. Des Moines, Iowa
53. Indianapolis
52. Pittsburgh, Pa.
51. Honolulu
50. St. Paul, Minn.
49. Tampa, Fla.
48. Greensboro, N.C.
47. Las Vegas
46. Baltimore
45. Riversidee, Calif.
44. Norfolk, VA
43. Detroit
42. Arlington, Texas
41. Grand Rapids, Mich.
40. San Jose, Calif.
39. St. Petersburg, Fla.
38. Nashville
37. Charlotte, N.C.
36. Wilmington, Del.
35. Orlando, Fla.
34. Minneapolis
33. Kansas City, Mo.
32. Fort Worth, Texas
31. Tulsa, Okla.
30. Anaheim, Calif.
29. Wichita, Kan.
28. Lexington, Ky.
27. Philadelphia
26. Montgomery, Ala.
25. Rochester, N.Y.
24. Raleigh, N.C.
23. Cincinnati
22. Louisville, K.Y.
21. Bangor, Maine
20. Memphis, Tenn.
19. Boston
18. Hartford, CT
17. Sioux Falls, S.D.
16. Birmingham, Ala.
15. Baton Rouge, La.
14. Columbus, Ohio
13. Cleveland
12. Atlanta
11. Newark, N.J.
10. Jersey City, N.J.
9. Richmond, Va.
8. New York City
7. Little Rock, Ark.
6. Salt lake City
5. Yonkers, N.Y.
4. Jackson, Miss.
3. Buffalo, N.Y.
2. Miami, Fla.
1. Durham, NC

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:51 pm

Woohoo! Rochester #25!

gremlin · Post by **gremlin** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:54 pm

only 3 in new england? and none anywhere near me? i guess i have no 'danger from alcohol'! woo-hoo!

ps- this is my 100th post! drinks on me! do i get a gold star or a smiley face sticker or something? woo-hoo again!

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:56 pm

My town is at #98, yet I go to Massachusetts to break my face.. I'm sure if my shenanigans in town were documented, easily overtake #99..

ruiner · Post by **ruiner** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:46 pm

is the list in descending or ascending order? either way, providence is in the wrong spot

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:47 pm

How the hell is Yonkers next to Salt Lake City?

It's descending, so really #100 = top slot.. I think MADD made this version of the list..

waahoohah · Post by **waahoohah** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:14 pm

#29!

!!!

Come to think of it, I do feel endangered by this alcohol. I should drink it, in the name of safety.

danger awesome · Post by **danger awesome** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:29 pm

Over 70% of Oxford students admit to cycling drunk.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:42 pm

This list was written up somewhere else as the list of drinkingest cities in America and the order was reversed.

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:44 pm

FNZ wrote:This list was written up somewhere else as the list of drinkingest cities in America and the order was reversed.

Correct, sir!

http://moderndrunkardmagazine.com/bbs/v ... highlight=

mr.dirty pants · Post by **mr.dirty pants** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:00 pm

ha ha St. Louis is 86

Screwball · Post by **Screwball** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:07 pm

Please help a dumbass out.

Which is the most dangerous, Denver or Durham?

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:31 pm

Sonic JingleScrewBells wrote:Please help a dumbass out.

Which is the most dangerous, Denver or Durham?

The one that begins with Dumbass, denver..

cloud8 · Post by **cloud8** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:49 pm

Fiyah wrote:How the hell is Yonkers next to Salt Lake City?

It's descending, so really #100 = top slot.. I think MADD made this version of the list..

What the hell is Yonkers doing here in the first place? The other 99 are well known urban centers. Yonkers is a dump situated above the Bronx on the Hudson, and has never been known for anything.

danger awesome · Post by **danger awesome** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:50 pm

cloud8 wrote:
Fiyah wrote:How the hell is Yonkers next to Salt Lake City?

It's descending, so really #100 = top slot.. I think MADD made this version of the list..
What the hell is Yonkers doing here in the first place? The other 99 are well known urban centers. Yonkers is a dumb situated above the Bronx on the Hudson, and has never been known for anything.

Except being the location of a historic battle in the zombie war...