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As portions of last night pass back thru my consciousness, I now recall drinking at the bar with two old rich guys, born in Mankato. I dropped the last names of Oggar and Roomie, but they hadn't heard of them. Their names were Downs and Wald.

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I am unfamiliar with these gentlemen. When did they last live/drink here?
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Professor Roomie wrote:I am unfamiliar with these gentlemen. When did they last live/drink here?
I'm strangely disturbed by the fact that you should know all the old rich guys in Mankato.....what exactly is it you do for money again???
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Slushfund's monetary success is clouded in mystery. Some say he invented water chlorination others say it was gun running in New Guinea. Both true but not as lucrative as one might think. The truth is, he started his fortune in Canada selling clubs to baby seal hunters. He later parlayed his small fortune into an evil, world empire based on the production of Colrain Punch brewed and blended by Western Massachusetts slave labor. Now he lurks in South Florida bars leading a seemingly quiet and reclusive life as a border-line alcoholic, amateur mathematician. But don't be fooled. His spies are everywhere.
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SternoBoy wrote:Slushfund's monetary success is clouded in mystery. Some say he invented water chlorination others say it was gun running in New Guinea. Both true but not as lucrative as one might think. The truth is, he started his fortune in Canada selling clubs to baby seal hunters. He later parlayed his small fortune into an evil, world empire based on the production of Colrain Punch brewed and blended by Western Massachusetts slave labor. Now he lurks in South Florida bars leading a seemingly quiet and reclusive life as a border-line alcoholic, amateur mathematician. But don't be fooled. His spies are everywhere.
He was asking about Roomie.

Also, since I have refigured the punch proof and come up with a paltry 26 (instead of the previously poorly computed 47), I am going to experiment with a new punch recipe, the elsewhere mentioned Mongolian Motherfucker...first batch in early January in the new house.

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I mentioned the possibility of a MN trip in late February to the wife tonight, and she didn't threaten to have me committed (not that she's thinking of joining me). I'm thinking a week at the Mall of America. With side trips to Mankato. Do they have stretch snowmobiles in Minneapolis?

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Well, it seems that there's no hotel in the Mall of America. Phase II will have hotels, but they don't even have the funding for that yet. Still, I will go to MN. Is no one else interested in MN in February?

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BrokeJudge wrote:
Professor Roomie wrote:I am unfamiliar with these gentlemen. When did they last live/drink here?
I'm strangely disturbed by the fact that you should know all the old rich guys in Mankato.....what exactly is it you do for money again???
I only have sex with women. I do occasionally accept cash and gifts to have sex with attractive older women. How is Mrs. Judge?
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I will go to MN but I will not pay Roomie to have sex with me.

There are hotels just outside the Big Ass Mall that have free transport. I also have a large crowd of drunken middle aged women friends there. They won't pay Roomie to have sex with them either.

Divorce party in late Feb sounds good to me. I'm in.

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slushfund wrote:Well, it seems that there's no hotel in the Mall of America. Phase II will have hotels, but they don't even have the funding for that yet. Still, I will go to MN. Is no one else interested in MN in February?

The hotels are across the parking lot. Try the Thunderbird, it's right by Ikea.
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I like the look of the Embassy Suites, with the central atrium. Public drunkeness with a gang of Her's friends among the flora and fauna...maybe they'll tie Roomie to a stump and poke him with cocktail umbrellas. Badfellow has already volunteered to film it.

I think I may have to fly Ruiner and Crystal in. I have lots of American Airlines frequent flyer miles. And I think we can talk Ruiner into bungee jumping in the 10 story atrium.

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Some of my drunk pals have houses on lakes. We could go build an igloo, or an ice house, or whatever it is those drunks do in MN in Feb.

We would definitely poke Roomie with little wiener forks. In the spirit of sisterhood, we older ladies would get to go first. We still wouldn't pay him. As a matter of fact, if he keeps this up, we may pimp him out.

Then we could ride the roller coaster at the Big Ass Mall. Or something.

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Professor Roomie wrote:
BrokeJudge wrote:
Professor Roomie wrote:I am unfamiliar with these gentlemen. When did they last live/drink here?
I'm strangely disturbed by the fact that you should know all the old rich guys in Mankato.....what exactly is it you do for money again???
I only have sex with women. I do occasionally accept cash and gifts to have sex with attractive older women. How is Mrs. Judge?
Awfully close to crossing the line there pal.
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I got another brillant idea: Roomie, dressed in a Sasquatch suit (head to toe, totally covered), on a leash, held be Her, at the Mall of America. Maybe with a small human baby rubber chew-toy. For Roomie, adequate financial compensation.

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I'm pretty sure Josh would have no problem dressing as a wookie.
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