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Professor Roomie wrote:
BrokeJudge wrote:
Professor Roomie wrote:I am unfamiliar with these gentlemen. When did they last live/drink here?
I'm strangely disturbed by the fact that you should know all the old rich guys in Mankato.....what exactly is it you do for money again???
I only have sex with women. I do occasionally accept cash and gifts to have sex with attractive older women. How is Mrs. Judge?
How old is older?
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I just got my first MOA newsletter; January looks really dull. But they're pushing a Hilton package, so I may have to look into that.

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Keep us posted.
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slushfund wrote:I like the look of the Embassy Suites, with the central atrium. Public drunkeness with a gang of Her's friends among the flora and fauna...maybe they'll tie Roomie to a stump and poke him with cocktail umbrellas. Badfellow has already volunteered to film it.

I think I may have to fly Ruiner and Crystal in. I have lots of American Airlines frequent flyer miles. And I think we can talk Ruiner into bungee jumping in the 10 story atrium.
Roomie would enjoy that.
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I only have sex with women. I do occasionally accept cash and gifts to have sex with attractive older women. How is Mrs. Judge?
Wow, I am lucky. Didn't cost me a thing.....

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And you shall know me Mankatoans, that I materialize forth from the mists with pizza, trailing fumes of purest amber into the cloud of the white buffalo, stumbling in blissful drunken mystery through your fine streets.

Count me in. Anyone know where I can score a fly dick hat, yo?

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I am tired, and waxing nostalgic. I see this whole trip as a viewmaster reel. One that mom and dad took away from me, "until you're older."
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Leggs55 wrote:
I only have sex with women. I do occasionally accept cash and gifts to have sex with attractive older women. How is Mrs. Judge?
Wow, I am lucky. Didn't cost me a thing.....
You don't look older. Besides, you were bartending. Tips don't always have to be cash.
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Ok, since there's so much fucking support, I guess I have to do this. Ruiner, Crystal, how long of a long weekend around 2/29 can you be away? I need to plan this in the next week, when your plane tickets will require fewer Frequent Flyer miles.

I think, in order to get the MOA to allow us to parade a wookie around, we'll need a Star Wars celebrity there. I'm thinking Princess Leia is the most desperate one we could find? Any other suggestions?

I will book as many rooms as are necessary. Who's coming? Without Oggar and Roomie its a non-event, so thats 2 (I know they like it when I get then seperate rooms). My income depends on the market, which is now in the toilet. so I need to know asap.

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I'm in.

Assuming that you fly me there.

Why would you? I'll tell you why.

My existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me at that gathering. You need me at that gathering.
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ivan wrote:I'm in.

Assuming that you fly me there.

Why would you? I'll tell you why.

My existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me at that gathering. You need me at that gathering.
Won't the bullet in your arm set off the detectors at the airport again??
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Hey Slush, so what is the gameplan in MN? I also need to know if i need to bring anything. GAME ON.
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You get there Friday, occupy your room, and then we'll see. I still have to get the costumes. It might be easier if you were to get your own Ewok costume, and bring it. I think Ruiner would look good in a Jabba the Hut costume, especially if he brought one of those wheelchairs we keep hearing about.

We WILL go to the MOA every day; there's (at least) 11 places to drink there.

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I'll see what i can do.
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Post by Crystal »

Hey Slush, I can't locate an ewok costume. What about Queen Amidala? Is anyone claiming that?
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