Made in Mankato

[SternoBoy]

I'm bummed that I couldn't make the MOA invasion. My sorry is mitigated by the fact my wife and I spent the previous weekend in Nassau. Swilling drinks with umbrellas on the beach almost makes up for missing out on swilling drinks in Minnesota.

Almost.

[slushfund]

i'll just say this, when you are as much of a drunken jackass as myself, it really helps to travel with your own giant.

Somehow Ruiner was hammered by 2 pm. (I'm pretty sure the crowning glory was the absinthe, 124 proof - I think he had 3). Me and he and Oggar were walking somewhere (Hooter's I think). He went into Cowboy Bob's Western Wear, picked up a pink cowboy hat, and put it on the head of a Kenny Rogers look-a-like customer, who didn't smack him, like he deserved.

Then he fell asleep at the table in Hooter's (the Newcastle pitchers were tasty, but the Daiquiri was weak). He got up to go smoke a butt, but missed the exit; so Grimace took him, and eventually got him to the hotel shuttle.

But he rebounded, and we later closed "Liquor Lyle's", a well-known and ancient watering hole in town (although none of us recall the cab ride back to the hotel).

On another note, Roomie slept with MOL one night, and Barca the second night. Ruiner slept in the hall outside my room, which was close to his room, only missing by about 10 feet (vertically).

[fizzmaster]

I want a thorough report by all involved with pictures.

[bob robertson]

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v177/ ... ?start=all

missing some photos and these kinda suck, but it is what it is.

drink reviews will be coming since i am bedridden fron this weekends festivities

brian is the man
josh is the man
mike is the man
crystal has balls that clink
matt is the man
scott is the man
mel has big brass ones too
don sits at the head of the table and is without peer
it was a good weekend

[MeanOldLady]

On another note, Roomie slept with MOL one night, and Barca the second night. Ruiner slept in the hall outside my room, which was close to his room, only missing by about 10 feet (vertically).

and i slept with oggar. i also woke up on monday with $100 in my pocket. not sure how i earned it...

[ruiner]

looking at those pictures, all i can tell you is that i looked like i shouldve. and i lost my hat. within like 2 hours of buying it.

[ruiner]

oh, and falling asleep in the middle of the hall on the wrong floor of a hotel is easier than it looks. and shockingly, no one bothered me. i rose with the sun, looked around, took bearings, and marched off to the elevator.

[JohnnyT]

On another note, Roomie slept with MOL one night, and Barca the second night.

swingin' in minneapolis

[slushfund]

On another note, Roomie slept with MOL one night, and Barca the second night.

swingin' in minneapolis

A cab driver told me they had a swinging convention two weeks earlier at a nearby hotel.

[Professor Roomie]

On another note, Roomie slept with MOL one night, and Barca the second night.

swingin' in minneapolis

They're a good looking couple. I don't feel the need to defend my actions.

On a separate note, I feel that I should warn Ruiner and the Prick that having your own giant is more trouble than it's worth. They do not make good pets.