Bartenders and Female Clientele--A Gripe

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Don't go making it sound like all bartenders assume women want to drink shitty booze. That guy was a tool, most likely because he works in that kind of bar. I don't get the concept of a Martini bar with a menu. It should have 5 words: "With olive or lemon twist?"

The only time I change a patron's order is if they're a dick ("Middleton and sour please...") or they order TJD. I've gotten my fair share of shit from girls I give Jameson to, but if they don't like it, thats their failing not mine.


I especially like the girl in Boston I bought a Jameson for who immediately grabbed my chaser after she drank it. She then made arm flailing gestures and blurted out "Who the fuck chases Whiskey with Vodka?!?" This guy.
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Sixpack595 wrote:Don't go making it sound like all bartenders assume women want to drink shitty booze. That guy was a tool, most likely because he works in that kind of bar. I don't get the concept of a Martini bar with a menu. It should have 5 words: "With olive or lemon twist?"

The only time I change a patron's order is if they're a dick ("Middleton and sour please...") or they order TJD. I've gotten my fair share of shit from girls I give Jameson to, but if they don't like it, thats their failing not mine.


I especially like the girl in Boston I bought a Jameson for who immediately grabbed my chaser after she drank it. She then made arm flailing gestures and blurted out "Who the fuck chases Whiskey with Vodka?!?" This guy.

when did you start bartending? this be a GOOD THING. :)
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I've been doing it for years, just never as a regular gig. Now that I work days its easier to swing it on the weekends, but no more weekday bartending for me. 5AM is about the time I used to roll into the house, not out for work!
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Sixpack595 wrote:I've been doing it for years, just never as a regular gig. Now that I work days its easier to swing it on the weekends, but no more weekday bartending for me. 5AM is about the time I used to roll into the house, not out for work!
i probably knew this. but i probably forgot. i may have been drunk.
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One of my best lady drinking buddies orders vodka on the rocks and will go on mini-benders with me. I'd almost marry her if she wasn't already taken. Rare breed these drinking ladies are.

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shylock wrote:Rare breed these drinking ladies are.
Not that rare...everyone of the ladies I know love to get their drunk on...
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Sixpack595 wrote:
shylock wrote:Rare breed these drinking ladies are.
Not that rare...everyone of the ladies I know love to get their drunk on...

agree w/ sixpack. all my girlfriends are big drunks...or i wouldn't hang out with them.
you guys are just barking up the wrong trees. maybe you're looking for mommies instead of drinking buddies. just sayin'.
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liz... wrote: all my girlfriends are big drunks....
Send some my way.
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liz... wrote:
Sixpack595 wrote:
shylock wrote:Rare breed these drinking ladies are.
Not that rare...everyone of the ladies I know love to get their drunk on...

agree w/ sixpack. all my girlfriends are big drunks...or i wouldn't hang out with them.
you guys are just barking up the wrong trees. maybe you're looking for mommies instead of drinking buddies. just sayin'.
I also agree that it's not that rare. You'll find bad female drunks less often than bad male drunks, in my experience, but when the chick is a bad drunk, it gets extraordinarily horrific.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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FNZ wrote:
liz... wrote: all my girlfriends are big drunks....
Send some my way.

C'mon, Louisville is crawling with drunkin dames. Mrs. Tequila hails from there. Though she don't drink like she used to.

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FNZ wrote:
liz... wrote: all my girlfriends are big drunks....
Send some my way.
Have you tried looking at the bar? I hear they get some drinkers in those places.
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FNZ scares women. He has an armadillo in his trousers.

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i wish i could find me a woman who drinks!
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ruiner wrote:i wish i could find me a woman who drinks!
new sig line right there!!
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

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