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Sixpack595 wrote:
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liz... wrote: all my girlfriends are big drunks....
Send some my way.
Have you tried looking at the bar? I hear they get some drinkers in those places.
Bar? Are those outside?
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FNZ wrote:
Sixpack595 wrote:
FNZ wrote: Send some my way.
Have you tried looking at the bar? I hear they get some drinkers in those places.
Bar? Are those outside?
they're on the otherside of the outside. there is another inside over there.
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liz... wrote:
ruiner wrote:i wish i could find me a woman who drinks!
new sig line right there!!
uh-oh. now shes mad at me and threatening to not make me sloppy joes. not good.
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ruiner wrote:
FNZ wrote:
Sixpack595 wrote: Have you tried looking at the bar? I hear they get some drinkers in those places.
Bar? Are those outside?
they're on the otherside of the outside. there is another inside over there.
There is?

Actually, I just switched back to nights, so I can go out again.
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liz... wrote:i actually had a bartender tell me it was 'cool' that i ordered a Beam on Monday. i guess that doesn't happen that much.
I get the "do you want something to back that?" comment. Which is nice, but I usually don't want a backer.
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Crystal wrote:
liz... wrote:i actually had a bartender tell me it was 'cool' that i ordered a Beam on Monday. i guess that doesn't happen that much.
I get the "do you want something to back that?" comment. Which is nice, but I usually don't want a backer.
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Crystal wrote:
liz... wrote:i actually had a bartender tell me it was 'cool' that i ordered a Beam on Monday. i guess that doesn't happen that much.
I get the "do you want something to back that?" comment. Which is nice, but I usually don't want a backer.
Always say you want a beer back because, while small it is still free beer.
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Oggar wrote:
Crystal wrote:
liz... wrote:i actually had a bartender tell me it was 'cool' that i ordered a Beam on Monday. i guess that doesn't happen that much.
I get the "do you want something to back that?" comment. Which is nice, but I usually don't want a backer.
Always say you want a beer back because, while small it is still free beer.
and always make your boyfriend sloppy joes.
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ruiner wrote:
Oggar wrote:
Crystal wrote: I get the "do you want something to back that?" comment. Which is nice, but I usually don't want a backer.
Always say you want a beer back because, while small it is still free beer.
and always make your boyfriend sloppy joes.
I have no doubt that you are a complete ass. I thought for the longest time that you must have some redeeming quality, but I am convinced that no, there are none.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Mayhem wrote: I thought for the longest time that you must have some redeeming quality, but I am convinced that no, there are none.
Hey, he at least said fuck it and moved to California, which is something I think everyone from the east coast should at least try...

And you're still in Rochester why ?

And it's 'but I am convinced there IS none" - quality is singular.

EDIT: this is no way is an endorement of ruiner, I just like busting Mayhem's balls
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Sgt. HSA wrote:quality is singular.
Not in Mayhem's case.
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Huh. I don't think I've ever met a woman that drinks hard stuff straight. It's always beer, wine coolers or mixed drinks.

I find a woman (IN PERSON) that likes Bookers neat and I'll be in love.
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Sgt. HSA wrote:
Mayhem wrote: I thought for the longest time that you must have some redeeming quality, but I am convinced that no, there are none.
Hey, he at least said fuck it and moved to California, which is something I think everyone from the east coast should at least try...

And you're still in Rochester why ?

And it's 'but I am convinced there IS none" - quality is singular.

EDIT: this is no way is an endorement of ruiner, I just like busting Mayhem's balls
Word on the street is that Mayhem's balls like the attention..
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Sixpack595 wrote:
shylock wrote:Rare breed these drinking ladies are.
Not that rare...everyone of the ladies I know love to get their drunk on...
I have my steaks and my sex just like Rodney: very rare.
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IndyGuy77 wrote:Huh. I don't think I've ever met a woman that drinks hard stuff straight. It's always beer, wine coolers or mixed drinks.

I find a woman (IN PERSON) that likes Bookers neat and I'll be in love.
You must live in a small village somewhere. In MDM land, the ladies drink bourbon.

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