Bar? Are those outside?Sixpack595 wrote:Have you tried looking at the bar? I hear they get some drinkers in those places.FNZ wrote:Send some my way.liz... wrote: all my girlfriends are big drunks....
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they're on the otherside of the outside. there is another inside over there.FNZ wrote:Bar? Are those outside?Sixpack595 wrote:Have you tried looking at the bar? I hear they get some drinkers in those places.FNZ wrote: Send some my way.
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There is?ruiner wrote:they're on the otherside of the outside. there is another inside over there.FNZ wrote:Bar? Are those outside?Sixpack595 wrote: Have you tried looking at the bar? I hear they get some drinkers in those places.
Actually, I just switched back to nights, so I can go out again.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
I get the "do you want something to back that?" comment. Which is nice, but I usually don't want a backer.liz... wrote:i actually had a bartender tell me it was 'cool' that i ordered a Beam on Monday. i guess that doesn't happen that much.
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A proper chaser to whiskey is another whiskey.Crystal wrote:I get the "do you want something to back that?" comment. Which is nice, but I usually don't want a backer.liz... wrote:i actually had a bartender tell me it was 'cool' that i ordered a Beam on Monday. i guess that doesn't happen that much.
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Always say you want a beer back because, while small it is still free beer.Crystal wrote:I get the "do you want something to back that?" comment. Which is nice, but I usually don't want a backer.liz... wrote:i actually had a bartender tell me it was 'cool' that i ordered a Beam on Monday. i guess that doesn't happen that much.
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and always make your boyfriend sloppy joes.Oggar wrote:Always say you want a beer back because, while small it is still free beer.Crystal wrote:I get the "do you want something to back that?" comment. Which is nice, but I usually don't want a backer.liz... wrote:i actually had a bartender tell me it was 'cool' that i ordered a Beam on Monday. i guess that doesn't happen that much.
You see in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
I have no doubt that you are a complete ass. I thought for the longest time that you must have some redeeming quality, but I am convinced that no, there are none.ruiner wrote:and always make your boyfriend sloppy joes.Oggar wrote:Always say you want a beer back because, while small it is still free beer.Crystal wrote: I get the "do you want something to back that?" comment. Which is nice, but I usually don't want a backer.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Hey, he at least said fuck it and moved to California, which is something I think everyone from the east coast should at least try...Mayhem wrote: I thought for the longest time that you must have some redeeming quality, but I am convinced that no, there are none.
And you're still in Rochester why ?
And it's 'but I am convinced there IS none" - quality is singular.
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Not in Mayhem's case.Sgt. HSA wrote:quality is singular.
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Huh. I don't think I've ever met a woman that drinks hard stuff straight. It's always beer, wine coolers or mixed drinks.
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Word on the street is that Mayhem's balls like the attention..Sgt. HSA wrote:Hey, he at least said fuck it and moved to California, which is something I think everyone from the east coast should at least try...Mayhem wrote: I thought for the longest time that you must have some redeeming quality, but I am convinced that no, there are none.
And you're still in Rochester why ?
And it's 'but I am convinced there IS none" - quality is singular.
EDIT: this is no way is an endorement of ruiner, I just like busting Mayhem's balls
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I have my steaks and my sex just like Rodney: very rare.Sixpack595 wrote:Not that rare...everyone of the ladies I know love to get their drunk on...shylock wrote:Rare breed these drinking ladies are.
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You must live in a small village somewhere. In MDM land, the ladies drink bourbon.IndyGuy77 wrote:Huh. I don't think I've ever met a woman that drinks hard stuff straight. It's always beer, wine coolers or mixed drinks.
I find a woman (IN PERSON) that likes Bookers neat and I'll be in love.
* And damn, people. Now I want a sloppy joe. Guess what Grumpy's having for dinner tonight?
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