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i just bumped my leg.

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getting out of bed to get a drink of booze. i'm sick of drunkard bruises. i feel like the Queens daughter, getting out of bed, and waking up with blue blood case of hemophila. OUCH! also, my head hurts from when i slept in the shrubbery the other night (monday). OUCH.
who else injures themselves whilst drunk?
ME. me!
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

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I only injure bathrooms.
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Sgt. HSA wrote:I only injure bathrooms.
like oggar. people think i'm getting beat up by lee. not the case. it's meself who does said damage. my leg hurts. i just went to the fridge to get said sip of booze, and bumped again!
it's 9-41am. CALGON take me away!
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

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liz... wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:I only injure bathrooms.
like oggar.
And Palinka. I feel like I'm in good company.

I got a nice bruise on my leg the other night when drunk; don't remember how I got it, but it's a beaut.
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Sgt. HSA wrote:
liz... wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:I only injure bathrooms.
like oggar.
And Palinka. I feel like I'm in good company.

I got a nice bruise on my leg the other night when drunk; don't remember how I got it, but it's a beaut.
i'm sick of drunkard CSI. i hate it. living w/ a non drunk sucks. all judgemental and shit. i know the freezer of booze and where to find it. WHY IS THERE NO RING ON ME FINGER? hahahha. cause i'm a drunk.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

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liz... wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:
liz... wrote: like oggar.
And Palinka. I feel like I'm in good company.

I got a nice bruise on my leg the other night when drunk; don't remember how I got it, but it's a beaut.
i'm sick of drunkard CSI. i hate it. living w/ a non drunk sucks. all judgemental and shit. i know the freezer of booze and where to find it. WHY IS THERE NO RING ON ME FINGER? hahahha. cause i'm a drunk.
HD: where did you get that bruise on your leg ?

me: I dunno, I had it when I woke up. I vaguely remember walking into something though.

HD: Oh.

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Sgt. HSA wrote:
liz... wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote: And Palinka. I feel like I'm in good company.

I got a nice bruise on my leg the other night when drunk; don't remember how I got it, but it's a beaut.
i'm sick of drunkard CSI. i hate it. living w/ a non drunk sucks. all judgemental and shit. i know the freezer of booze and where to find it. WHY IS THERE NO RING ON ME FINGER? hahahha. cause i'm a drunk.
HD: where did you get that bruise on your leg ?

me: I dunno, I had it when I woke up. I vaguely remember walking into something though.

HD: Oh.

Life has been beautiful since she took up drinking in earnest.
i need a life partner.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

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You are not alone. I bruise like a peach, and never recall how the hell any of them happened.

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A mini-fridge makes a nice night stand and prevents said bruising.
got Datetape?

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twentysevenshots wrote:A mini-fridge makes a nice night stand and prevents said bruising.
I don't remember you ever being at my house.
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liz... wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:
liz... wrote: i'm sick of drunkard CSI. i hate it. living w/ a non drunk sucks. all judgemental and shit. i know the freezer of booze and where to find it. WHY IS THERE NO RING ON ME FINGER? hahahha. cause i'm a drunk.
HD: where did you get that bruise on your leg ?

me: I dunno, I had it when I woke up. I vaguely remember walking into something though.

HD: Oh.

Life has been beautiful since she took up drinking in earnest.
i need a life partner.
One who doesn't react to the 95% of what you say and do that's not significant so that you listen to the 5% they react to that usually winds up being important.

Great spouses know Oh, they utilize Oh, they embrace Oh.
Oh, it's how they roll.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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liz... wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:
liz... wrote: i'm sick of drunkard CSI. i hate it. living w/ a non drunk sucks. all judgemental and shit. i know the freezer of booze and where to find it. WHY IS THERE NO RING ON ME FINGER? hahahha. cause i'm a drunk.
HD: where did you get that bruise on your leg ?

me: I dunno, I had it when I woke up. I vaguely remember walking into something though.

HD: Oh.

Life has been beautiful since she took up drinking in earnest.
i need a life partner.
You could have had me but you wouldn't put out.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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i NEVER put out. that's against my code. such is suckass.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

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I injure myself on a fairly regular basis and have the permanant scars to prove it. My indiana Jones style scar on my chin makes shaving a pain, which must be why the man himself always has stubble.

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liz... wrote:i NEVER put out. that's against my code. such is suckass.
I even offered money.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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