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liz... wrote:i NEVER put out. that's against my code. such is suckass.
code or flaw?
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
liz... wrote:i NEVER put out. that's against my code. such is suckass.
code or flaw?
i'm a bride of Christ.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

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liz... wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
liz... wrote:i NEVER put out. that's against my code. such is suckass.
code or flaw?
i'm a bride of Christ.
Is that what they call it now?
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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liz... wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
liz... wrote:i NEVER put out. that's against my code. such is suckass.
code or flaw?
i'm a bride of Christ.
So was Mary Magdalene and she gave it away like nobody's business.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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I am dealing with bruised ribs it even hurts to breath. Said the pain will be there for weeks and the only thing that seems to help is booze.

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deaddog wrote:I am dealing with bruised ribs it even hurts to breath. Said the pain will be there for weeks and the only thing that seems to help is booze.
Ribs are the worst. Have fun sneezing.
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i cut myself on the stomach with my knife the other night doing something, i forget what. i am looking down at the red scar right now. i rather like it. it is a nice change from bruises. hey liz, how did you end up in the shrubbery? let's hear!

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Mayhem wrote:
liz... wrote:i NEVER put out. that's against my code. such is suckass.
I even offered money.
A classy broad like Liz would never give it up for money... oh, wait, I forgot that sarcasm doesn't translate well into writing.
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I fell down some stairs after an extreme amount of drinking at an office party. Actually, I was wearing flip-flops and slipped on a step. Landed on my arse, and went sliding the rest of the way down. Hurt my butt, nothing else.
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in addition to mystery black-out bruises there are those nasty crispy finger/hand/arm burns from reaching in to spin the pizza in the oven and or various turkey roasts..I can't tell you how many finger burns-one was so bad that i couldn't wear my wedding rings for 2 weeks!

and honorable mention for mouth burns from eating piping hot pizza!
oh how i love to neurotically rub my tongue against the mouth roof blister until i peel it off only to have MORE excruciating mouth pain!

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felinamojokitty wrote:in addition to mystery black-out bruises there are those nasty crispy finger/hand/arm burns from reaching in to spin the pizza in the oven and or various turkey roasts..I can't tell you how many finger burns-one was so bad that i couldn't wear my wedding rings for 2 weeks!

and honorable mention for mouth burns from eating piping hot pizza!
oh how i love to neurotically rub my tongue against the mouth roof blister until i peel it off only to have MORE excruciating mouth pain!


haha! i just got over one of these mouth burns but not from pizza from hot soup. it's still tender when i press my tongue there.

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"son," Alexei was the hemophiliac one

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Post by MethFront »

bluebottle wrote:
felinamojokitty wrote:in addition to mystery black-out bruises there are those nasty crispy finger/hand/arm burns from reaching in to spin the pizza in the oven and or various turkey roasts..I can't tell you how many finger burns-one was so bad that i couldn't wear my wedding rings for 2 weeks!

and honorable mention for mouth burns from eating piping hot pizza!
oh how i love to neurotically rub my tongue against the mouth roof blister until i peel it off only to have MORE excruciating mouth pain!


haha! i just got over one of these mouth burns but not from pizza from hot soup. it's still tender when i press my tongue there.
The only solution is to continue burning your mouth until it is full of zentystical magistry. This also works with fingers.

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methfront wrote: zentystical magistry.
i feel for your scrabble opponents.

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My back is really sore today I know not why.
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But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott

RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.

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