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Have you guys seen this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/ ... game.shtml

It says I'll be dead after seven pints in one hour! Not really giving me much credit...

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I'm dead, too, after 13. Heavens, maybe I'd better stop drinking, or not.
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Mayhem wrote:I'm dead, too, after 13. Heavens, maybe I'd better stop drinking, or not.
As long as you stop at 12 each hour, you should be okay.

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girl_friday wrote:
Mayhem wrote:I'm dead, too, after 13. Heavens, maybe I'd better stop drinking, or not.
As long as you stop at 12 each hour, you should be okay.
Sound advice. Can you be my doctor?
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Mayhem wrote:
girl_friday wrote:
Mayhem wrote:I'm dead, too, after 13. Heavens, maybe I'd better stop drinking, or not.
As long as you stop at 12 each hour, you should be okay.
Sound advice. Can you be my doctor?
I'm already the go-to medical advisor for countless others...what's one more patient?

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I would die at 8 pints.
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Crystal wrote:I would die at 8 pints.
I've seen you drink. That's just a warmup.
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Who decided to throw down all their drinks in the first hour? And, if you're going to do that, why would you drink pints? Wouldn't shots be a more sensible choice? After all, they take up less room, giving the booze more space to stretch out and relax..
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ivan wrote:Who decided to throw down all their drinks in the first hour?
That silly little cartoon guy did! He obviously doesn't know his up from his down.

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girl_friday wrote:
ivan wrote:Who decided to throw down all their drinks in the first hour?
That silly little cartoon guy did! He obviously doesn't know his up from his down.
He's British, so cut him some slack.
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I chose 4 pints an hour, because I could do that for a few hours and have a grand time. The mean cartoon said some very unflattering things, but I learned something very important:

"-Your libido increases. Men might not, however, be able to perform, as alcohol interferes with the nerve endings that control erections."

Scientists obviously don't know that whiskey dick works both ways.

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DrDrinkBastard wrote:I chose 4 pints an hour, because I could do that for a few hours and have a grand time. The mean cartoon said some very unflattering things, but I learned something very important:

"-Your libido increases. Men might not, however, be able to perform, as alcohol interferes with the nerve endings that control erections."

Scientists obviously don't know that whiskey dick works both ways.
You're lucky. It would only let me drink one and still have a good time. Otherwise, I'm just a sloppy little bastard of a cartoon.

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at 4 I'm "tipsy" and BAC is .03 to .1 (kinda large margin for error).

at 15 I'm "mashed" and puky maybe passed out.

Apparently I can't die.
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Judge wrote:at 4 I'm "tipsy" and BAC is .03 to .1 (kinda large margin for error).

at 15 I'm "mashed" and puky maybe passed out.

Apparently I can't die.
Wow. I guess the Bladdered Challenge finally found its god.

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