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Post by Mayhem »

girl_friday wrote:
Judge wrote:at 4 I'm "tipsy" and BAC is .03 to .1 (kinda large margin for error).

at 15 I'm "mashed" and puky maybe passed out.

Apparently I can't die.
Wow. I guess the Bladdered Challenge finally found its god.
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girl_friday wrote:
Judge wrote:at 4 I'm "tipsy" and BAC is .03 to .1 (kinda large margin for error).

at 15 I'm "mashed" and puky maybe passed out.

Apparently I can't die.
Wow. I guess the Bladdered Challenge finally found its god.
I just assumed Oggar was its god. At 15, he'd be "merry".

Or, perhaps, "sobering up".
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I'm monged at 15. However 15 pints in an hour is probably difficult to pull off... because of like, physics and stuff.

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Now how the hell would I not be able to drive after 3 beers. I call bullshit.

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I assumed that this was going to be a thread about people pissing themselves. I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed. Oggar thought he pissed himself last night, but was happily mistaken. It's under drinking stories: http://moderndrunkardmagazine.com/bbs/v ... hp?t=54581
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Professor Roomie wrote:I assumed that this was going to be a thread about people pissing themselves. I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed. Oggar thought he pissed himself last night, but was happily mistaken. It's under drinking stories: http://moderndrunkardmagazine.com/bbs/v ... hp?t=54581
As long as Oggar doesn't try to headbutt girls, he seems like a good time.

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girl_friday wrote:As long as Oggar doesn't try to headbutt girls, he seems like a good time.
Oh, he asks girls to headbutt him, but he's usually better at accepting a no from a woman.
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shylock wrote:Whiskey dick is the cruelest of God's jokes.
Priapism is a scourge we can cure in this lifetime.

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Makes me think about those Viagra commercials.

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DrDrinkBastard wrote:
shylock wrote:Whiskey dick is the cruelest of God's jokes.
Priapism is a scourge we can cure in this lifetime.
Um... I think I'll have a shot of whatever the hell whiskey DDB is drinking, because yikes dude, that most certainly is not what Whiskey Dick means. Unless you mean whiskey is the cure, in which case, fuck yeah. We can cure that scourge up in the next two hours.

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I was drunk 15 feeling something between anger and euphoria.
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Oggar wrote:I was drunk 15 feeling something between anger and euphoria.
See...and I would've been dead twice over while you were just starting to get to the headbutting.

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girl_friday wrote:
Oggar wrote:I was drunk 15 feeling something between anger and euphoria.
See...and I would've been dead twice over while you were just starting to get to the headbutting.
And the ever famous Oggar Flaming Head of Fire!

Somepeople just don't want to hassle with the whole shaveing the head thing.
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Post by MethFront »

I can't actually drain twelve cans in an HOUR. Let alone fifteen pints... are people really doing this? Seriously. Inebriated minds need to know.

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methfront wrote:I can't actually drain twelve cans in an HOUR. Let alone fifteen pints... are people really doing this? Seriously. Inebriated minds need to know.
Yeah, I've never seen this. I'm just translating the alcohol in a pint of beer into hard liquor, and I know I've come close to my supposed limit and never, you know...DIED or anything.

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