Can't kill the Judge, even though Ruiner has tried.girl_friday wrote:Wow. I guess the Bladdered Challenge finally found its god.Judge wrote:at 4 I'm "tipsy" and BAC is .03 to .1 (kinda large margin for error).
at 15 I'm "mashed" and puky maybe passed out.
Apparently I can't die.
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Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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I just assumed Oggar was its god. At 15, he'd be "merry".girl_friday wrote:Wow. I guess the Bladdered Challenge finally found its god.Judge wrote:at 4 I'm "tipsy" and BAC is .03 to .1 (kinda large margin for error).
at 15 I'm "mashed" and puky maybe passed out.
Apparently I can't die.
Or, perhaps, "sobering up".
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I assumed that this was going to be a thread about people pissing themselves. I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed. Oggar thought he pissed himself last night, but was happily mistaken. It's under drinking stories: http://moderndrunkardmagazine.com/bbs/v ... hp?t=54581
"You people terrify me. You're like some sort of Unholy Trinity of drunken viking maniacs." - Nil
"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
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As long as Oggar doesn't try to headbutt girls, he seems like a good time.Professor Roomie wrote:I assumed that this was going to be a thread about people pissing themselves. I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed. Oggar thought he pissed himself last night, but was happily mistaken. It's under drinking stories: http://moderndrunkardmagazine.com/bbs/v ... hp?t=54581
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Oh, he asks girls to headbutt him, but he's usually better at accepting a no from a woman.girl_friday wrote:As long as Oggar doesn't try to headbutt girls, he seems like a good time.
"You people terrify me. You're like some sort of Unholy Trinity of drunken viking maniacs." - Nil
"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
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Um... I think I'll have a shot of whatever the hell whiskey DDB is drinking, because yikes dude, that most certainly is not what Whiskey Dick means. Unless you mean whiskey is the cure, in which case, fuck yeah. We can cure that scourge up in the next two hours.DrDrinkBastard wrote:Priapism is a scourge we can cure in this lifetime.shylock wrote:Whiskey dick is the cruelest of God's jokes.
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And the ever famous Oggar Flaming Head of Fire!girl_friday wrote:See...and I would've been dead twice over while you were just starting to get to the headbutting.Oggar wrote:I was drunk 15 feeling something between anger and euphoria.
Somepeople just don't want to hassle with the whole shaveing the head thing.
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Yeah, I've never seen this. I'm just translating the alcohol in a pint of beer into hard liquor, and I know I've come close to my supposed limit and never, you know...DIED or anything.methfront wrote:I can't actually drain twelve cans in an HOUR. Let alone fifteen pints... are people really doing this? Seriously. Inebriated minds need to know.