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methfront wrote:I can't actually drain twelve cans in an HOUR. Let alone fifteen pints... are people really doing this? Seriously. Inebriated minds need to know.
I think the most I can sustain is about 4 pints an hour for 3 hours before I just can't get any drunker and get tired of the whole affair. And that is pushing it. Not that I mind the training.

Remember, these are Imperial pints, 20 oz compared to our measly 16 oz US standard pints.

Man, 2.5 hours until happy hour. Even if it is at Alculpolco's, there's ETOH and boobies, so who am I to judge.

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At top speed I can do about 20 beers an hour
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Oggar wrote:At top speed I can do about 20 beers an hour
I want that on film.

Seriously.

I can even provide puppet commentary.

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i was 'mashed' after 8 pints in an hour - it said my bac would be between .3 and .4. i always thought that .35 is, for most people, death

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Post by Bundy »

my speed record was 8 pints of cider in 1 hour. they had super happy hour at the old brown shoe, 2 for 1 at happy hour price, but you had to finish your ordered pint then your free one before you could order another.

i accidentally drank 14 pints yesterday which i why i didnt make it down for gin mcg's first night bartending

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They had me knocking my drink off the bar after seven pints.

Not likely.
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Apparently, I become sweaty, uncoordinated, and fall down. On the upside, my libido increases. But oops! I may have difficulty retaining my erection.

Damn.

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By that stupid site, it's dead at 12 pints in an hour though goodness knows I don't frontload like that.

My normal routine is more like 4-4-3-3-2-2-2 on a weeknight but shifts depending on where I'm at and what I have to do the next day. It's more like 3 an hour for 6 hours then 2 per hour for another 6 on non-responsibility weekends.
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Also, what the fuck

excuse me.

What the devil do they mean by using pints of beer as a standard? If they were really serious, they'd use bourbon.
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Yeah, they should use that sketchy 3.2/1oz. 80 proof/glass of wine standard.

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Post by ivan »

Chupacabras wrote:Yeah, they should use that sketchy 3.2/1oz. 80 proof/glass of wine standard.
The math on that works out at 5% ABV for the beer, not that midwestern grocery store 3.2% swill.
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Post by nelto »

GoonTrooper wrote:i was 'mashed' after 8 pints in an hour - it said my bac would be between .3 and .4. i always thought that .35 is, for most people, death
Ive blown a .334 as I was being escorted out of a bar (no memory, but my mate said I asked the bouncers if I could get a reading before they threw me out). I wasn't dead but I was very rowdy to say the least.

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I will not be told when I can or can't be incontinent.

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...and that cartoon dude looks like he's sitting in a highchair

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Savage wrote:Also, what the fuck

excuse me.

What the devil do they mean by using pints of beer as a standard? If they were really serious, they'd use bourbon.
Precisely.

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