What the fuck is this shit?

deaddog · Post by **deaddog** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:10 pm

Damn, hell, fuck, shit …………………………..

That sure will blow the shot game of having to do a shot every time you swear.

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:12 pm

Chupacabras wrote:They need to hire Patrick fuckin' Swayze if their bars are too rowdy. I hear he isn't busy.

I doubt they have anything as wild as the Double Deuce. They could probably get by with Sam Elliot.

shylock · Post by **shylock** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 pm

Sam Elliot made that movie, it broke my heart as a kid to see him die.

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:15 pm

They have a sign here over the urinal that says,"Don't eat the big white mint."

MethFront · Post by **MethFront** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:24 pm

I am staying the hell outta Missourah

EDIT: bitch about the right state this time, Meth.

EDIT: and there isn't much in the way of decent whisky there... excuse me, I'm..... oh i'll just shut up now

Chupacabras · Post by **Chupacabras** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:28 pm

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
Chupacabras wrote:They need to hire Patrick fuckin' Swayze if their bars are too rowdy. I hear he isn't busy.
I doubt they have anything as wild as the Double Deuce. They could probably get by with Sam Elliot.

I don't know... "I still got one good arm to hold you with Ellie-girl". That line made my back break out in vaginas.

Uncle Gary · Post by **Uncle Gary** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:32 pm

Skin that smokewagon and see what happens -- best Kurt Russle Line Evere

DeafDrinker · Post by **DeafDrinker** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:47 pm

This sounds like something Alabama would do, they already banned sex toys.

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:48 pm

DeafDrinker wrote:This sounds like something Alabama would do, they already banned sex toys.

and sodomy..

Chupacabras · Post by **Chupacabras** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:52 pm

Fiyah wrote:and sodomy..

I believe the correct legal term is buttfuckery.

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:12 pm

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:30 am

Sorry, guys. It's our fault. First we decided to move to New Orleans. Oops. Then Savage decided that St. Louis sounded just right. I guess pretty much anywhere I think I might want to live is going to go to shit. Sorry. I guess when I die and go to Hell, everyone there will say: There goes the neighborhood!

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:32 am

DeafDrinker wrote:This sounds like something Alabama would do, they already banned sex toys.

Psst! I have plain brown wrapping paper, and a really discreet shipping service.

Bluespook · Post by **Bluespook** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:35 pm

It's a bunch of shit. If a particular place want's to ban swearing, that's ok, but a law? One of my regular bars I go to doesn't allow swearing. The old woman that owns the place just doesn't want to hear it and she will warn at first, then ask you to leave. Hey, it's her place and she makes the rules. Isn't a rowdy good time, but it's nice for a quiet drink and good conversation. Either way, leave it to the business owners how to run their places.

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:23 pm

Amen. The use of profanity is an example of a simple mind, you cocksucking hobag douchaphiles.