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I'm going to graduate nursing school in about five months. Any doctors or other nurses here?
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I'm a doctor of vagina.
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I'm the wife of a nursing student. He's got two quarters left to get his RN, will eventually get a Bachelor's.

Oh, yeah, I was a nurse's asst for 10 years.
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Ruiner's an EMT, and that's like a doctor.
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My wife's an R.N. She knows it all, too.

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Mayhem wrote:Ruiner's an EMT, and that's like a doctor.
Erotic Mayhem Tickler?

I'm not sure that's medicine, pallie.

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Rooster wrote:
Mayhem wrote:Ruiner's an EMT, and that's like a doctor.
Erotic Mayhem Tickler?

I'm not sure that's medicine, pallie.
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Mayhem wrote:Ruiner's an EMT, and that's like a doctor.
Really? I did not know that. So if he hurts himself, we can just call him to take care of it? That bungee jumping in MN seems more and more likely.

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I'm not a nurse, but I play one at an elementary school. Does that count?

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My wife is a x-ray tech. She is also in school for sonograms. I know the medical field through her, but she is also a Dry. She is always telling me of the dangers of Demon Rum. Would have thought she would have considered all this before marrying a drunkard. I think she thought she could change me. It's been 11 years now and I haven't changed yet, she doesn't complain much anymore. I think she accepted it. About once a year I get that "i'm leaving and taking the kids" speach, but it never amounts to anything. Oh well, enough about me. Cheers!
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The Blond I've been living in sin with since the late 80's is a pediatric nurse.
And she loves kids. Oh wait, she loves 6'1" drunk kids that she has been living with since the late 80's.
No wait, "loves" is not right, "wants to beat to death with a tireiron"

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I've edited some journals that publish research in cellular biology and am currently copy editing stuff for Big Pharma. So I speak tnf-alpha, but only play doctor at home.
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I am a doctor of yeast. Zymurgy as the Greek kids call it.

Yeast = Krebbs Cycle = alcohol.

I am your doctor. And I prescribe another drink presently.

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They call me Doctor Love

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