Any other medical personnel on the forum?

Vuh_Jay_Jay · Post by **Vuh_Jay_Jay** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:59 pm

I'm going to graduate nursing school in about five months. Any doctors or other nurses here?

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:02 pm

I'm a doctor of vagina.

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:05 pm

I'm Coqui Chris's attourney, does that help?

Grace O'Malley · Post by **Grace O'Malley** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:13 pm

I'm the wife of a nursing student. He's got two quarters left to get his RN, will eventually get a Bachelor's.

Oh, yeah, I was a nurse's asst for 10 years.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:10 pm

Ruiner's an EMT, and that's like a doctor.

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:23 pm

My wife's an R.N. She knows it all, too.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:47 pm

Mayhem wrote:Ruiner's an EMT, and that's like a doctor.

Erotic Mayhem Tickler?

I'm not sure that's medicine, pallie.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:31 pm

Rooster wrote:
Mayhem wrote:Ruiner's an EMT, and that's like a doctor.
Erotic Mayhem Tickler?

I'm not sure that's medicine, pallie.

I'm not Tom Brady.

slushfund · Post by **slushfund** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:56 pm

Mayhem wrote:Ruiner's an EMT, and that's like a doctor.

Really? I did not know that. So if he hurts himself, we can just call him to take care of it? That bungee jumping in MN seems more and more likely.

lushie · Post by **lushie** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:16 pm

I'm not a nurse, but I play one at an elementary school. Does that count?

Bluespook · Post by **Bluespook** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:24 pm

My wife is a x-ray tech. She is also in school for sonograms. I know the medical field through her, but she is also a Dry. She is always telling me of the dangers of Demon Rum. Would have thought she would have considered all this before marrying a drunkard. I think she thought she could change me. It's been 11 years now and I haven't changed yet, she doesn't complain much anymore. I think she accepted it. About once a year I get that "i'm leaving and taking the kids" speach, but it never amounts to anything. Oh well, enough about me. Cheers!

Screwball · Post by **Screwball** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:45 pm

The Blond I've been living in sin with since the late 80's is a pediatric nurse.
And she loves kids. Oh wait, she loves 6'1" drunk kids that she has been living with since the late 80's.
No wait, "loves" is not right, "wants to beat to death with a tireiron"

I sleep with one eye open and on the couch.

cloud8 · Post by **cloud8** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:00 pm

I've edited some journals that publish research in cellular biology and am currently copy editing stuff for Big Pharma. So I speak tnf-alpha, but only play doctor at home.

Post by **Badfellow** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:09 pm

I am a doctor of yeast. Zymurgy as the Greek kids call it.

Yeast = Krebbs Cycle = alcohol.

I am your doctor. And I prescribe another drink presently.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:16 pm

They call me Doctor Love