don't ever EVER go to a strip club

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:11 pm

[quotelike a goon on a gambling welsher.[/quote]

We Welsh would object to such a niggardly appilation.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:29 pm

H.P. Loveshaft wrote:Or, just don't go at all. A friend of mines wife is a "dancer" and I've been around her and her coworkers enough to seriously say, no, nay, never again. While I can enjoy naked, undulating women on several different levels, I can think of numerous other ways to part myself with my cash, not the least of being a REAL bar, or possibly some Legos and a thousand rounds of ammo. About the only time I see it as a viable option is when it's a complete gag, like a bachelor party or possibly tricking your at the time married and straight laced business partner into going and then giving a gal a twenty to work him over like a goon on a gambling welsher.

I'm not big on strip clubs either. I've had my share of lap dances and they're nice, but no touch is no good.

Edited to add that my feelings on the Welsh are well known.

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:58 pm

Strip clubs are fun, but dammit, you'd better expect to spend money tipping.. liz is right..

It's kinda cool when you go to your regular bar, and a stripper from up the road ditches the 2 guys she's with to hang out with you instead because you took care of her a couple times.. Actually it's quite cool..

Cheffie · Post by **Cheffie** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:49 pm

Take care of your people in the service industry, whether it be a stripper or a server.

Public Service Announcement:
Tip 20% at least.

Say the bill is $100.

10 dollars is 10 percent. Multiply by 2. Give that person $20.00. They are making 2.13 per hour to serve your sorry ass, while she runs her ass to death with multiple refills and modifications, while she deals with her other tables.

You are not signing a contract to buy a car or give a kidney. It's food. Get a life; get over yourself, she is not your slave.

And don't come back to my restaurant.

fizzmaster · Post by **fizzmaster** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:39 pm

Strip clubs are fun when go with your insanely rich boss and he pays for everything and you get wasted there midday and then he takes everyone to white castle and spends like 80 dollars AT WHITE CASTLE! My job in Louisville was fun.

**** · Post by ******** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:46 pm

i worked at that club. they made their tips just off you guys GOING into the vip area. the only time i've ever heard the dancers complain is when a guy was being rude or messy or started jerking off in front of them, at which point he would've been tossed out.

they made lots of cash, and they'd love to see him come in again.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:52 pm

nic the chick wrote:i worked at that club. they made their tips just off you guys GOING into the vip area. the only time i've ever heard the dancers complain is when a guy was being rude or messy or started jerking off in front of them, at which point he would've been tossed out.

they made lots of cash, and they'd love to see him come in again.

Strip clubs all have different economies.

I dated a couple of strippers in Texas. They had to pay out their dues (about $200) at the start of the night just to strip. They broke even on the stage dances, usually, and pocketed $5 plus 100% of the tip for each $20 lap dance. The VIP room there was $200 to the house, and everything beyond that the stripper got to keep.

**** · Post by ******** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:59 pm

Rooster wrote:
nic the chick wrote:i worked at that club. they made their tips just off you guys GOING into the vip area. the only time i've ever heard the dancers complain is when a guy was being rude or messy or started jerking off in front of them, at which point he would've been tossed out.

they made lots of cash, and they'd love to see him come in again.
Strip clubs all have different economies.

I dated a couple of strippers in Texas. They had to pay out their dues (about $200) at the start of the night just to strip. They broke even on the stage dances, usually, and pocketed $5 plus 100% of the tip for each $20 lap dance. The VIP room there was $200 to the house, and everything beyond that the stripper got to keep.

i was the handler of all monies at the hustler in baltimore, where liz went.
vip rooms start at 250, and 50 of that goes to the house. entrance into the club is 15 bucks per shmuck, and 25 for vip access. lap dances are 35, and each girl pockets 25.

waitresses get bonuses for tabs over 500 bucks. the atm surcharge is 10 dollars. yeah...

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:47 pm

nic the chick wrote:
Rooster wrote:
nic the chick wrote:i worked at that club. they made their tips just off you guys GOING into the vip area. the only time i've ever heard the dancers complain is when a guy was being rude or messy or started jerking off in front of them, at which point he would've been tossed out.

they made lots of cash, and they'd love to see him come in again.
Strip clubs all have different economies.

I dated a couple of strippers in Texas. They had to pay out their dues (about $200) at the start of the night just to strip. They broke even on the stage dances, usually, and pocketed $5 plus 100% of the tip for each $20 lap dance. The VIP room there was $200 to the house, and everything beyond that the stripper got to keep.
i was the handler of all monies at the hustler in baltimore, where liz went.
vip rooms start at 250, and 50 of that goes to the house. entrance into the club is 15 bucks per shmuck, and 25 for vip access. lap dances are 35, and each girl pockets 25.

waitresses get bonuses for tabs over 500 bucks. the atm surcharge is 10 dollars. yeah...

Holy shit, that's like a 12-pack just to get your own damn money to spend.. That boggles my mind..

l... · Post by **l...** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:49 pm

nic the chick wrote:
Rooster wrote:
nic the chick wrote:i worked at that club. they made their tips just off you guys GOING into the vip area. the only time i've ever heard the dancers complain is when a guy was being rude or messy or started jerking off in front of them, at which point he would've been tossed out.

they made lots of cash, and they'd love to see him come in again.
Strip clubs all have different economies.

I dated a couple of strippers in Texas. They had to pay out their dues (about $200) at the start of the night just to strip. They broke even on the stage dances, usually, and pocketed $5 plus 100% of the tip for each $20 lap dance. The VIP room there was $200 to the house, and everything beyond that the stripper got to keep.
i was the handler of all monies at the hustler in baltimore, where liz went.
vip rooms start at 250, and 50 of that goes to the house. entrance into the club is 15 bucks per shmuck, and 25 for vip access. lap dances are 35, and each girl pockets 25.

waitresses get bonuses for tabs over 500 bucks. the atm surcharge is 10 dollars. yeah...

i knew. huddy did NOT. he still should've tipped.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:45 pm

nic the chick wrote:
Rooster wrote:
nic the chick wrote:i worked at that club. they made their tips just off you guys GOING into the vip area. the only time i've ever heard the dancers complain is when a guy was being rude or messy or started jerking off in front of them, at which point he would've been tossed out.

they made lots of cash, and they'd love to see him come in again.
Strip clubs all have different economies.

I dated a couple of strippers in Texas. They had to pay out their dues (about $200) at the start of the night just to strip. They broke even on the stage dances, usually, and pocketed $5 plus 100% of the tip for each $20 lap dance. The VIP room there was $200 to the house, and everything beyond that the stripper got to keep.
i was the handler of all monies at the hustler in baltimore, where liz went.
vip rooms start at 250, and 50 of that goes to the house. entrance into the club is 15 bucks per shmuck, and 25 for vip access. lap dances are 35, and each girl pockets 25.

waitresses get bonuses for tabs over 500 bucks. the atm surcharge is 10 dollars. yeah...

Yet another reason I avoid Hustler, Deja Vu, and all of the other "big name" clubs and opt for the Louiest of the Dirty. I won't go to a club that doesn't let the military in free and comp at least a couple of drinks.

IndyGuy77 · Post by **IndyGuy77** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:32 pm

Sheesh, when did wait staff become a whining minority?

You don't like it, get a better job. Stiffs come with the territory.

And since WHEN did it become "20%"?

The attitudes most wait staff display, they're lucky to get the 2 cents, let alone 15% let alone 20%!

Cheffie · Post by **Cheffie** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:43 pm

IndyGuy77 wrote:Sheesh, when did wait staff become a whining minority?

You don't like it, get a better job. Stiffs come with the territory.

And since WHEN did it become "20%"?

The attitudes most wait staff display, they're lucky to get the 2 cents, let alone 15% let alone 20%!

Go to McDonald's with your cheap ass.

They make $2.13 an hour to bring you your endless refills of soda. People like you suck, please give me your name so I may add you to the Shitty Tipper base at Bitterwaitress.com

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:56 pm

Cheffie wrote:
IndyGuy77 wrote:Sheesh, when did wait staff become a whining minority?

You don't like it, get a better job. Stiffs come with the territory.

And since WHEN did it become "20%"?

The attitudes most wait staff display, they're lucky to get the 2 cents, let alone 15% let alone 20%!
Go to McDonald's with your cheap ass.

They make $2.13 an hour to bring you your endless refills of soda. People like you suck, please give me your name so I may add you to the Shitty Tipper base at Bitterwaitress.com

You can add my name. Rooster S. Tallywhacker Esq.
See Mr. Pink monologue.

waahoohah · Post by **waahoohah** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:20 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUA-2UMKx5s