Are you bold enough to...

[GSG]

If you lock up the silver near the scotch, then I whole-heartedly endorse that idea and shall make every attempt to ensure it comes true.

I'll just find a picture shall I? I can't risk any of the good scotch while you're around!

[Rooster]

If you lock up the silver near the scotch, then I whole-heartedly endorse that idea and shall make every attempt to ensure it comes true.

I'll just find a picture shall I? I can't risk any of the good scotch while you're around!

When offered the option of exposure to my silvery tongue or a pantry devoid of mum's fine scotch... I've found women almost always prefer the former...
...at least the ones worth talking to anyhow.

[Ali Baba and the 40 oz]

I'm employed by a major U.S. spirits company, and would like to remain so.

I'm doing you all a favor in any case. Trust me.

[mjm]

As always, I'm the guy on the right.

[fizzmaster]

My avatar is me at work. Here is a pic of me in a meat market in Guadalajara last summer.

[Rooster]

As always, I'm the guy on the right.

Much as I miss that picture MJM, I thank you for the short-haired blonde doppleganger in your place.

[mjm]

Much as I miss that picture MJM, I thank you for the short-haired blonde doppleganger in your place.

I'd much rather look at my avatar now, too.

[Savage]

For all her fans, GSG is beautiful with sapphire-blue eyes and alabaster white skin, hair color depending on her mood, and no, you probably haven't a chance with her, but keep those cards and letters coming. (No more nude photos, though. The British Post Office is a bit pissed off, and they know where you live. Yes, I'm talking to you. Take heed, and do not make me out you.)

[fizzmaster]

For all her fans, GSG is beautiful with sapphire-blue eyes and alabaster white skin, hair color depending on her mood, and no, you probably haven't a chance with her, but keep those cards and letters coming. (No more nude photos, though. The British Post Office is a bit pissed off, and they know where you live. Yes, I'm talking to you. Take heed, and do not make me out you.)

Where's your pic, greenhead?

[Savage]

For all her fans, GSG is beautiful with sapphire-blue eyes and alabaster white skin, hair color depending on her mood, and no, you probably haven't a chance with her, but keep those cards and letters coming. (No more nude photos, though. The British Post Office is a bit pissed off, and they know where you live. Yes, I'm talking to you. Take heed, and do not make me out you.)

Where's your pic, greenhead?

It's been here, long ago, along with the Grumpmeister's. I am so not going to figure out how to dig it up and post it and all. For the record, I am blonde, blue-eyed, and too old for you.

[fizzmaster]

For all her fans, GSG is beautiful with sapphire-blue eyes and alabaster white skin, hair color depending on her mood, and no, you probably haven't a chance with her, but keep those cards and letters coming. (No more nude photos, though. The British Post Office is a bit pissed off, and they know where you live. Yes, I'm talking to you. Take heed, and do not make me out you.)

Where's your pic, greenhead?

It's been here, long ago, along with the Grumpmeister's. I am so not going to figure out how to dig it up and post it and all. For the record, I am blonde, blue-eyed, and too old for you.

Hey, I ain't hittin on you. In the spirit of the thread, I say show yourself!

[greygoose]

Pre-surgery.

[Le Boozificator]

Pre-surgery.

Yeah, those so-called doctors peed on a picasso, you should sue them!

[&]

Pre-surgery.

post op:

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