She arrives at mine a while ago or so and says: "Oh, i've got a surprise for you in my bag"
So i get her bags in from th car and what does she have in there for me:
A Sailor Jerry shirt, a tatto flash pair of boxers, and a bottle of wine!
SCORE!
How awesome is my gf?!
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Where can I get me one of these? Actually, I kinda have a side project similar to this, but she's big on Lord Vodak. I'd marry a girl that brings me scotch every week.
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Enjoy it friend. Mine used to bring me bottles of bourbon all the time, she didn't know the difference from good stuff or bad stuff, but free booze is where you find it. When I upgraded from girlfriend 8.0 to wife 1.0, those little gifts stopped. Seems like eons since those days, instead of bringing me hooch, she recomends I go to AA. Who knew, she was a dry in drunkards clothing.
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She's wanting to get you shit faced on wine and dress you up like a babydoll, put makeup on yo face and rock you to sleep..thats what she told me, dog
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Gosh, that's sweet, Dan. What will you give her in return? A Sailor Jerry bodice, a handle of Beam, and a case of Guinness's? That would be true love.
"Never apologise for being in the Bourbon aisle."
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I can see only one explanation: she doesn't know you're British and wants to honour you like the real frenchman you are. Stay undercover.dan_uk wrote:She arrives at mine a while ago or so and says: "Oh, i've got a surprise for you in my bag"
So i get her bags in from th car and what does she have in there for me:
A Sailor Jerry shirt, a tatto flash pair of boxers, and a bottle of wine!
SCORE!
"Aaaah, the great smurff infestation we had here back in April - The Professor lost part of his ear in that battle, but he emerged victorious, and was rewarded with a tin of Friskies "Ocean Whitefish and Tuna in sauce."
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
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My guess is that he gave her a drunken Dan_uk which is a gift in and of itself.cloud8 wrote:Gosh, that's sweet, Dan. What will you give her in return? A Sailor Jerry bodice, a handle of Beam, and a case of Guinness's? That would be true love.
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Re: How awesome is my gf?!
shall he have her sit on his mustache? i think that would be appropriate.
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To the second Mrs. Watson!
A gal with verve and panache.
She holstered Watson's weapon
And straddled his mustache.
A gal with verve and panache.
She holstered Watson's weapon
And straddled his mustache.
"Never apologise for being in the Bourbon aisle."
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Man... I've NEVER had a woman buy me booze. What a downer.
I might have to down a shot of Makers to make myself feel better!
I might have to down a shot of Makers to make myself feel better!
Current favorite drinks: BOOKERS!! Bombay Sapphire, Makers Mark, Trader Joe's Germanic beers
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May a moody baby doom a yam?
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bluebottle wrote:shall he have her sit on his mustache? i think that would be appropriate.
Ooh, you make me giggle
Twine my legs and wriggle
* Someone post a pic of Dan and his digital 'stache.
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It would have been better had she poured you a drink, made you a sandwich and went down on you as you watched your favorite TV show.
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doggy style: because then you always have somewhere to put your drink, and ashtray the otherside.... and if there's enough junk in the trunk, you can always squeeze a sandwich in there.
personally, i still recommend the tried and tested "wank and a sandwich." just visit this shop:
personally, i still recommend the tried and tested "wank and a sandwich." just visit this shop:
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I believe there is a hallmark card thanking your girlfriend for sailor jerry schwag
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My girlfirend isn't even old enough to buy alcohol!
She makes up for it by bringing me In N Out though.
She makes up for it by bringing me In N Out though.