2008 Convention Update

[JohnnyT]

Egads. Just bought tickets to Denver. I guess I'm goin'. I apologize in advance to everyone for my visage and form.

i still think you're a dude. you're too wise in the ways of men to be a broad.

[Mayhem]

Egads. Just bought tickets to Denver. I guess I'm goin'. I apologize in advance to everyone for my visage and form.

i still think you're a dude. you're too wise in the ways of men to be a broad.

Just because she's a Yankees fan doesn't mean that.

[cornbread714]

Egads. Just bought tickets to Denver. I guess I'm goin'. I apologize in advance to everyone for my visage and form.

What the hell are you talkin' about, NYDingbat? Your visage and form are enough to make me twice as regretful that I can't make it there myself.
I think you are going to have a blast, and quit apologizing. The guys are gonna be clamoring drunkenly for your attention -
I garontee!

[NYDingbat]

Egads. Just bought tickets to Denver. I guess I'm goin'. I apologize in advance to everyone for my visage and form.

i still think you're a dude. you're too wise in the ways of men to be a broad.

I take that as the compliment it is intended to be! Women, with rare exception, are inSANE. The vast majority are moody, overly sensitive, easily offended, have no interest whatsoever in sports, don't desire the rumpy bumpy nearly as often as one should want it, and bloody hell don't get a proper souse on as thoroughly and as often as one should - "Waaahhh - it's 10 o'clock in the morning - why are you drinking already?? Waaahhh." Oh just shut it.

Now, can somebody PLEASE get the friggin' Yankee offense going? For fuck's sake - thanks for nothin' A-Rod - AGAIN. What - you won one in the bottom of the 9th the other day and that's it for the year? Really? And hi, Mariano, listen pal, you've been the greatest, really (Well, I still don't forgive you for that friggin' overthrow to 2nd that basically lost the '01 Series, ya putz. I coulda made that throw when I started playin' ball in the 5th grade, but whatever, Hall of Fame and all that.), but for CRYIN' OUT LOUD, can you MAYBE get the damned job done when it's not a save situation? Son of a motherless whore but you drive me crazy sometimes! Not as much as A-Rod though. Gawl.

Go Giants.


By the by, does anyone know if I selected the proper airports or can anyone tell me my flight times or how I'm receiving my tickets? I was well monkeyed up when I purchased them and haven't a clue as to the details. In fact, I don't even recall writing that post announcing that I had purchased said tickets. So, forgives, if they turn up in your mailbox you'll be kind enough to forward them to me then? Lovely. Thanks all!

[NYDingbat]

Oh - and a hotel - can anyone advise if I've booked one? Details of that would be welcome as well. Thanks again!

[NYDingbat]

The plot thickens - in an attempt to determine the flights I booked - I found that there was no such charge on my card - so, did I not book it then? Off to priceline.com I go to I dunno - re-purchase/purchase for real then while I still have my wits about me, such as they are, hello, dingbat.

[Sgt. HSA]

Egads. Just bought tickets to Denver. I guess I'm goin'. I apologize in advance to everyone for my visage and form.

i still think you're a dude. you're too wise in the ways of men to be a broad.

Just because she's a Yankees fan doesn't mean that.

Yeah it does.

[Sgt. HSA]

Go Giants.

For this, I can almost forgive the Yankee allegiance.

[NYDingbat]

Go Giants.

For this, I can almost forgive the Yankee allegiance.

I ain't lookin' for forgiveness from nobody. But thanks all the same, laddie. You're a peach.

Update - 'cuz I know you're all biting your nails, managed to ACTUALLY purchase plane tickets this time around and am now eagerly in search of a hotel near the venue. Wish me luck.

[Mother Goose]

Egads. Just bought tickets to Denver. I guess I'm goin'. I apologize in advance to everyone for my visage and form.

i still think you're a dude. you're too wise in the ways of men to be a broad.

I take that as the compliment it is intended to be! Women, with rare exception, are inSANE. The vast majority are moody, overly sensitive, easily offended, have no interest whatsoever in sports, don't desire the rumpy bumpy nearly as often as one should want it, and bloody hell don't get a proper souse on as thoroughly and as often as one should - "Waaahhh - it's 10 o'clock in the morning - why are you drinking already?? Waaahhh." Oh just shut it.
Now, can somebody PLEASE get the friggin' Yankee offense going? For fuck's sake - thanks for nothin' A-Rod - AGAIN. What - you won one in the bottom of the 9th the other day and that's it for the year? Really? And hi, Mariano, listen pal, you've been the greatest, really (Well, I still don't forgive you for that friggin' overthrow to 2nd that basically lost the '01 Series, ya putz. I coulda made that throw when I started playin' ball in the 5th grade, but whatever, Hall of Fame and all that.), but for CRYIN' OUT LOUD, can you MAYBE get the damned job done when it's not a save situation? Son of a motherless whore but you drive me crazy sometimes! Not as much as A-Rod though. Gawl.

Go Giants.


By the by, does anyone know if I selected the proper airports or can anyone tell me my flight times or how I'm receiving my tickets? I was well monkeyed up when I purchased them and haven't a clue as to the details. In fact, I don't even recall writing that post announcing that I had purchased said tickets. So, forgives, if they turn up in your mailbox you'll be kind enough to forward them to me then? Lovely. Thanks all!

Be cautious, darlin'. There are drunkard women afoot on this board that will be joining you in Denver. Kosher that you're a baseball fan, and it's well-appreciated that you're a good drunkard . . . but watch the insulting with regard to the boozing . . . 'cause the ladies on here are absolute SPECTACULAR drunkards.

I tell this to you as a friend and a peer . . . you don't want to insult and/or offend us lady drunkards, because we can be nasty bitches. :)

[l...]

Be cautious, darlin'. There are drunkard women afoot on this board that will be joining you in Denver. Kosher that you're a baseball fan, and it's well-appreciated that you're a good drunkard . . . but watch the insulting with regard to the boozing . . . 'cause the ladies on here are absolute SPECTACULAR drunkards.

I tell this to you as a friend and a peer . . . you don't want to insult and/or offend us lady drunkards, because we can be nasty bitches. :)

i have met them...and this be true.

[NYDingbat]

Be cautious, darlin'. There are drunkard women afoot on this board that will be joining you in Denver. Kosher that you're a baseball fan, and it's well-appreciated that you're a good drunkard . . . but watch the insulting with regard to the boozing . . . 'cause the ladies on here are absolute SPECTACULAR drunkards.

I tell this to you as a friend and a peer . . . you don't want to insult and/or offend us lady drunkards, because we can be nasty bitches. :)

Present company excepted, of course. I assumed that was understood. You ladies are FABULOUS and are the rare exceptions I spoke of. I'm talkin' about all the OTHER ones.

[Mayhem]

Be cautious, darlin'. There are drunkard women afoot on this board that will be joining you in Denver. Kosher that you're a baseball fan, and it's well-appreciated that you're a good drunkard . . . but watch the insulting with regard to the boozing . . . 'cause the ladies on here are absolute SPECTACULAR drunkards.

I tell this to you as a friend and a peer . . . you don't want to insult and/or offend us lady drunkards, because we can be nasty bitches. :)

Present company excepted, of course. I assumed that was understood. You ladies are FABULOUS and are the rare exceptions I spoke of. I'm talkin' about all the OTHER ones.

The ones I've dated or not dated late of the board that are insane.

[MEAT!]

I like talking about the other ones too....

T-minus 8 days until Rowdy has to drag my drunk ass out of the Denver Airport and corral me towards the convention.

[Minx]

if tonight is any measure... I need some serious convention training. I might die. I am serious light weight. I need an intervention that includes the biggest bottle of Sailor Jerrys ev.ar.


How are you all training for the most awesome face rocking weekend .. of all time?