Holy shit. I haven't slept this shitty in ages. And today's our day of constitution. I hardly got any sleep, and when I did I was awoken by marching bands at 6AM. And in five minutes they start shooting cannons. I might as well get up and have my Guinness and Fenalår breakfast!
It's also Norway's national hot dog and ice cream day and wear warm warm, itchy woolen clothing day.
For me it's national smoking a cigar and sitting in a pub all day.
Happy Birthday, Norway. The only country in the world with a zombie for a king:
Now, I gotta shower to wash off some of this patriotism.
"The best drink of the day, was the drink he had in his head before the first drink of the day."
Holy shit. I was more or less pre-wasted around noon. I chilled out with some hot-dogs before heading back in. Now I'm getting something to eat before another round. This time there is no mercy!
"The best drink of the day, was the drink he had in his head before the first drink of the day."
Negromancer wrote:Holy shit. I haven't slept this shitty in ages. And today's our day of constitution. I hardly got any sleep, and when I did I was awoken by marching bands at 6AM. And in five minutes they start shooting cannons. I might as well get up and have my Guinness and Fenalår breakfast!
It's also Norway's national hot dog and ice cream day and wear warm warm, itchy woolen clothing day.
For me it's national smoking a cigar and sitting in a pub all day.
Happy Birthday, Norway. The only country in the world with a zombie for a king:
Now, I gotta shower to wash off some of this patriotism.
Well, shooting canon around six AM before drinking all day and smoking big cigars... My next trip is to Norway this time, that's a fact.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
For the record. I woke up around four PM yesterday with the biggest shameover in a long time. There's this huge brush beside my bead I've never seen before. Probably not one of the worst things I've stolen when out, but probably one of the more useless, along with road signs and storage carts.
I'm still a little shaky. I don't wanna go outside today.
"The best drink of the day, was the drink he had in his head before the first drink of the day."
Speaking of patriotism, mine gets just that little bit more strained every time some piss-poor excuse for a newspaper (usually The Sun) publishes a myth about this or that being banned by "them"...and some stupid fucking mouthbreathers actually believe it.
This time round, it's England shirts. Facebook is full of people saying they'll wear an England shirt just to challenge this (nonexistant) ban. Funny kind of patriotism, that: wearing a shirt only if you think there's a chance it might offend someone or get you arrested.
At the moment I'm drinking John Smith's and listening to Killing Joke. There's two things my country can be proud of at least.
"There are no ugly women, there is only less vodka"--Russian proverb
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What is on my mind today? All the smoking hot girls walking around in Montreal today. I almost crashed my motorcycle 4-5 times gawking.
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Lately I been thinkin bout my vices
and about the prices
that I'll later have to pay
lately I been thinkin bout myself
and about my health
then I say
what the hell
fuck it lets rock
