The say what's on your mind thread ....

[Mayhem]

The coors labels are retarded. You see, I have this built-in hot/cold sensor that I've used for years to determine the approximate temperature of various objects. It's called a "hand".

I have one of those sensors too. I use it for other things, different things.

Like for dirty things...?


Like washing the dishes?

Yep, that's it, doll.

[captain gonzo]

If those fucking retards had employed me I'd be getting pissed on far better booze than this cheap swill!!

[cornbread714]

The coors labels are retarded. You see, I have this built-in hot/cold sensor that I've used for years to determine the approximate temperature of various objects. It's called a "hand".

Mine comes in real "handy" for making appropriate gestures towards Coors drinkers and Belgian truck-drivers; oh, and Moroccan female drivers in Amsterdam (like giving a shotgun to monkeys)

[Illiniwek]

The coors labels are retarded. You see, I have this built-in hot/cold sensor that I've used for years to determine the approximate temperature of various objects. It's called a "hand".

I have one of those sensors too. I use it for other things, different things.

You'll go blind.

[Mayhem]

The coors labels are retarded. You see, I have this built-in hot/cold sensor that I've used for years to determine the approximate temperature of various objects. It's called a "hand".

I have one of those sensors too. I use it for other things, different things.

You'll go blind.

Too late, I'm already on my way.

[ruiner]

any truth to the rumor that zima makes you go bald?

[Gin McGuinness]

I am fucking pissed! and not even in the lovely British way of drinking one self into an oblivion. You wanna know why I get the job done, because I'm fucking Wonder Woman, Betty Crocker, Barbara Jordan, Betty Page and Joan Cleaver all rolled into one. If you ask me to do something, I'm on it like stink on shit. You ask for things to happen - they do under my supervision. Tonight after several drinks, a coworker told me that she was scared of me. You fuckin better be! I can whip your ass into a fuckin tizzy, bake a gawd-damn de-lish-ious cake, balance the son-of-a-bitchin banking screw up, put my heathen to bed with a story, press the man's shirts and still kiss your sorry-ass cheek when I'm done all with a smile on this pretty zit-free complexion! Consistancy.... I'll give you consistancy like my gravy - smooth as fucking silk!

[captain gonzo]

Hmmm...

the british way isnt so much drinking into oblivion as drinking your way into a fight (verbal or physical) or at least thats how it seems these days.....i personally rather fall over and grapple with the pavement.

[Mayhem]

I like gravy. Ruiner is a dick.

[captain gonzo]

Gravy is awesome.

I like Lamb gravy sooooo thick and smooth and rich, plus goes well with red wine

[cornbread714]

I am fucking pissed! and not even in the lovely British way of drinking one self into an oblivion. You wanna know why I get the job done, because I'm fucking Wonder Woman, Betty Crocker, Barbara Jordan, Betty Page and Joan Cleaver all rolled into one. If you ask me to do something, I'm on it like stink on shit. You ask for things to happen - they do under my supervision. Tonight after several drinks, a coworker told me that she was scared of me. You fuckin better be! I can whip your ass into a fuckin tizzy, bake a gawd-damn de-lish-ious cake, balance the son-of-a-bitchin banking screw up, put my heathen to bed with a story, press the man's shirts and still kiss your sorry-ass cheek when I'm done all with a smile on this pretty zit-free complexion! Consistancy.... I'll give you consistancy like my gravy - smooth as fucking silk!

I believe it's June Cleaver. Good to know you're not completely perfect

[Mayhem]

I am fucking pissed! and not even in the lovely British way of drinking one self into an oblivion. You wanna know why I get the job done, because I'm fucking Wonder Woman, Betty Crocker, Barbara Jordan, Betty Page and Joan Cleaver all rolled into one. If you ask me to do something, I'm on it like stink on shit. You ask for things to happen - they do under my supervision. Tonight after several drinks, a coworker told me that she was scared of me. You fuckin better be! I can whip your ass into a fuckin tizzy, bake a gawd-damn de-lish-ious cake, balance the son-of-a-bitchin banking screw up, put my heathen to bed with a story, press the man's shirts and still kiss your sorry-ass cheek when I'm done all with a smile on this pretty zit-free complexion! Consistancy.... I'll give you consistancy like my gravy - smooth as fucking silk!

I believe it's June Cleaver. Good to know you're not completely perfect

Many years ago the printers of China were the best in the world, but they would always intentionally include a mistake in their work, because they believed perfection was reserved for God.

[cornbread714]

Truth must always contain a flaw.

[DrunkAgain]

The coors labels are retarded. You see, I have this built-in hot/cold sensor that I've used for years to determine the approximate temperature of various objects. It's called a "hand".

I have one of those sensors too. I use it for other things, different things.

You'll go blind.

I'm going blind, but I think its because of the Ancient Age....


Oh yea,

Eat the rich....

[cloud8]

Many years ago the printers of China were the best in the world, but they would always intentionally include a mistake in their work, because they believed perfection was reserved for God.

It's also a way to check for copyright infringement. We still do it. Which is why my MSS aren't perfect.