The say what's on your mind thread ....

[GSG]

If I throw up this creme de menthe it is going to look fucking SPECTACULAR. Like a Cirque du Soleil lighting background but, y'know, less shit. Ambience vomit.

[GSG]

PS I don't even feel sick, so that was a waste of a money making scheme.

[Frankennietzsche]

If you put creme de menthe in an vanilla milk shake, I beliebe that you will get a reasonable facsimile to the Shamrock McShake. If you start with a shitty enough milk shake.

[ThirstyDrunk]

If you put creme de menthe in an vanilla milk shake, I beliebe that you will get a reasonable facsimile to the Shamrock McShake. If you start with a shitty enough milk shake.

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drinking the vodka and trying to think of a cheap place to live on the beach. (last night, rollercoasters were on my mind....I haven't been on one in years.)

[Savage]

I passed out on a coaster at Elitch Gardens once. Probably didn't spell that right. whatever. I liked our two Walts better. Knott and Disney. Tried to go on Magic Mountains coaster (long time ago, singular) but three enormously fat women broke it. They used to have this ride at Knott's, that was pretty much straight up in the air, and then they slammed you down into some water. At the precipice, my little girl told Grumpy she was getting out---she didn't want to do it. She was so tiny for her age,--elementary school-- that she just might have done herself harm, but he grabbed her, and they slammed down. Guess what? When they came off the ride, she said, " Let's do it again, Daddy!" I think I got brain damage on the double loop Knott's coaster from the seventies. (It's gone, now.)What on earth is it about humans that they want to subject themselves to such ordeals?

[GSG]

I took my husband to Thorpe Park for his birthday last week and because it was raining so hard there were very few crowds. We got to go on Stealth and Saw twice, which was fun. Was only a little concerned at being the first ones on Swarm after it had just been fixed. Not all the rides there begin with 's', there's Colossus too.

[Savage]

What I really would like to do, is a scarier, more elaborate version of the Haunted Mansion. I have ideas. Oh yes, I do.
I so look forward to going on the original ride, and then I feel so silly as I exit it. Maybe the present one could be known as Haunted Mansion Lite.
And in my happy dream, then, there would be Savage Haunted Mansion. No one under twelve years admitted, without a doctor's note. Pregnant women, or those with heart conditions or seizure disorders, would be advised to stay away. You would have to sign a waiver. And, alcohol would be served.

[Shane-O-Matic]

Work sucks. Especially when it isn't hangover-friendly.

[Lush City]

Obamacare is going to make us all paupers soon. That's what's on my mind beside my freshly poured drinks. So take it with a full volume of alcohol because this ride is going to get a whole lot more painful for those that can't deal with it.
Cheers now and prepare!

[Savage]

I mean, I mean, seriously. Help me out here for the Savage Haunted Mansion. I mean, if Unky Walt could create The Happiest Place On Earth, in the middle of a cow-smelling orange grove, just think what we forward-thinking drunkards could do. I have visions. Yeah, well, I have delusions and auditory hallucinations too, but let's skip over that part, 'k? For starters, how 'bout them Omnimovers reving up to 50 MPH?

[treetop]

what's on your mind.

[Rip Rufus]

I really enjoy a good chicken Caesar salad.

[Mr. Viking]

what's on your mind.

ah, see what you did there

[treetop]

what's on your mind.

ah, see what you did there

a regular tim einstein, me. or was his name kevin?