You talkin' to me?Shane-O-Matic wrote:Long shifts in a hot kitchen on a warm day are not nice.
The say what's on your mind thread ....
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I married a man with three children. I never met him, until the baby was two, almost three. The cow he originally married, was already remarried, and pregnant with her new husband's second child. She is a pig. Her grown children denounce her. My little K calls me "mom". I never dreamt that I would end up in a Jerry Springer show type of life. Dear god. How horrible. I love those children, and wish that a big truck would run over that evil beast. Except that the fat smears might cause other accidents.
Oh, and my little K was born in 1981. The foul old hag is still breathing. Is there no justice?
Oh, and my little K was born in 1981. The foul old hag is still breathing. Is there no justice?
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I guess so...now! Though I'm told that I'm better company when I just keep quiet and periodically hoist my glass.Savage wrote:You talkin' to me?Shane-O-Matic wrote:Long shifts in a hot kitchen on a warm day are not nice.
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And a blessed meal...Mr Boozificator wrote:"A theologian in the kitchen" actually sounds like a good novel title.Shane-O-Matic wrote:Long shifts in a hot kitchen on a warm day are not nice. Sometimes the obvious has to be stated.
...so it must also be said that last-minute post-work pub plans are always welcome.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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"my father is gone for the rest of my life"...i'm sorry. just so happens, mine is still alive and he chooses this shit. COMMERCIALS FUCK YOU. and good night and kind salutations.
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I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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It merely makes you ideal target for drunken ramblings.Shane-O-Matic wrote:I guess so...now! Though I'm told that I'm better company when I just keep quiet and periodically hoist my glass.Savage wrote:You talkin' to me?Shane-O-Matic wrote:Long shifts in a hot kitchen on a warm day are not nice.
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Here's some drunken ramblings. The Piano Has Been Drinking by Tom Waits.
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I still don't understand the prevalence of Top Tens...Have we all developed OCD?
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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"A theologian in the kitchen...party's over."
I'm going to get hammered tonight, so my mind isn't so much saying as executing a string of backwards somersaults whilst yodelling.
I'm going to get hammered tonight, so my mind isn't so much saying as executing a string of backwards somersaults whilst yodelling.
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Shane-O-Matic wrote:...I'm going to get hammered tonight...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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I finally got over to watching Firefly and sipping some ouzo to keep the shakes away.
Blown away I am.
Blown away I am.
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Bur wrote:I finally got over to watching Firefly and sipping some ouzo to keep the shakes away.
Blown away I am.
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In true Shane-O-Mac style, I fell asleep around 2230, having almost set fire to a chicken. Wasn't drunk so much as just tired after doing a ten-hour shift on very little sleep.
However, all is well, and I am now tanning spiced rum until I fall over. YAS!
However, all is well, and I am now tanning spiced rum until I fall over. YAS!
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Just watched The Quiet Man again. What a great film. Now listening to Warren Zevon. Still knocking back White Russians. Tomorrow is going to be heavy. Phone is broken again as well.
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That is a film classic with John Wayne and Maureen O'Hara at their best.Shane-O-Matic wrote:Just watched The Quiet Man again.
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.