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Re: Fucktards

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whiskeyprick wrote:Are among us and buying them drinks doesn't help. Guess I'm one of them
You can always serve as a bad example.

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Re: Fucktards

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Smatter Noguts wrote:
whiskeyprick wrote:Are among us and buying them drinks doesn't help. Guess I'm one of them
You can always serve as a bad example.

A Bad Example.
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Re: Fucktards

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What kind of wording...
To the copulation impaired!
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Just sayin'

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Isn't the french horn the most baroque-looking instrument ever?

Hey, we've lost our heart, but I'm here as the liver. So far. so good. I hope. If not, I get to see Palink and Karma and my grandmas and so forth, so I got that going for me. Pour me another Makers, as I live to drink, or is it, I drink to live?



btw... FUCK CANCER!
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Re: Just sayin'

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THe brass teacher at school told me I was inept and would never play the french horn. Well I certainly didn't show him. Hope it doesn't keep you down
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Just sayin'

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Am I the only woman left on board? Will I start to have to shave my face ever day? Oh dear.
I missed the last lifeboat, trying to make last call in the bar. Nearer my God to Thee. Well, I did steal a couple of bottles of bourbon, just in case this thing gets really serious. Oh, Stewardess! Fetch me a dry deck lounge chair and a glass. I'm going to sit and drink this one out.
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Re: Just sayin'

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Some, unwisely, have called me a pussy
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Re: Just sayin'

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Well,that is rude. You should scratch them. And then drink all their booze.
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Re: Just sayin'

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I guess I'll stick around for last call.

Ate prime rib eye today, played cribbage with my son, and am currently cancer free, sort of.

Drinking Laphroig Quarter Cask.

.000001%, baby.

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Re: Just sayin'

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I tried to go into a bar to get a last beer before catching the last bus home.

I missed last orders.

I had the last drop of brandy from my hipflask.

It was good.

I got really thirsty

I drank the last bus.

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Re: Just sayin'

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Smatter Noguts wrote:I guess I'll stick around for last call.

Ate prime rib eye today, played cribbage with my son, and am currently cancer free, sort of.

Drinking Laphroig Quarter Cask.

.000001%, baby.
Well, that is way cool! Great news!
I thought I was doing well, despite being denied my chemo because of low platelets.
But now, I have disturbing symptoms. I will go to Balboa on Saturday to check my blood,, and then see the head oncologist on Thursday and probably check in for a while, for more transfusions and chemo. What a bore. I hate hospital food. >gag<
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Re: Just sayin'

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No! I'm here!
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Re: Just sayin'

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NYDingbat wrote:No! I'm here!
Well, thank gawd. What would we do without you? I've been hanging 'round these parts since 2003, and I've seen 'em come, and go. Please stay.
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Issues

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Wah fuckun Wah, Life sucks or sails, Get over it. move on. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Re: Issues

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fuck my phone, lost it trying to save someone else. men ssh
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