The say what's on your mind thread ....

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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Jan 08, 2022 12:56 pm
If I got snowed in would I eat things hanging from trees?

I guess if it got down to eating nothing and eating random shit hanging from trees. But I'd inspect it carefully because people around here tend to tie little baggies of dog shit to low hanging branches. Yes they clean up after their dogs but they're just too dumb and/or lazy to throw in their own garbage.
Where ever you are, get outta there! Dogshit on the trees would be my final straw
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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Jan 08, 2022 12:56 pm
If I got snowed in would I eat things hanging from trees?

I guess if it got down to eating nothing and eating random shit hanging from trees. But I'd inspect it carefully because people around here tend to tie little baggies of dog shit to low hanging branches. Yes they clean up after their dogs but they're just too dumb and/or lazy to throw in their own garbage.
That is one of the oddest things I've ever heard of. And this comes from a guy who has seen someone shit off a roof, down a chimney, in a bathtub, off a high dive, and on a BBQ!
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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Jan 08, 2022 11:12 am
We have this nasty winter storm right now. I feed the birds outside all kinds of things from the pet-store.
Especially some fatty and salty rings that you hang from the trees.

If you got snowed in would you eat that?
You'll eat anything to stay alive, even other humans. 😒
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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....

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Lush City wrote:
Mon Jan 10, 2022 12:25 am
oettinger wrote:
Sat Jan 08, 2022 11:12 am
We have this nasty winter storm right now. I feed the birds outside all kinds of things from the pet-store.
Especially some fatty and salty rings that you hang from the trees.

If you got snowed in would you eat that?
You'll eat anything to stay alive, even other humans. 😒
How do you know that, you don`t even know what kind of matching sauces I have stored in the fridge right now
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Thank you MDM

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I like your idea, wisdom and tolerance.
Cheers to you!

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OldDale wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 2:11 am
I like your idea, wisdom and tolerance.
Cheers to you!
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I am a man of the people

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I could have bought expensive Beer.
Instead I bought Perlenbacher from LIDL and I drink it straight out of the plastic bottle.
I am a man of the people.

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Re: Thank you MDM

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 12:32 pm
OldDale wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 2:11 am
I like your idea, wisdom and tolerance.
Cheers to you!
If you're OldDale does that mean there's an OldRustyShackleford? I sure hope so.
I hope so too!
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Re: I am a man of the people

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New topic
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All I have is Beers.
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Das ja gewaltig.

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Please translate, Öttinger man.

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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....

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huh? wha?...... what did I miss...????

What’s on my mind......???? tonight as I work my way through a bottle of Jameson, it’s friends here from years ago. Some still here. Some have passed on to their great heavenly reward in the pub in the sky. New folk have wandered in and the beer is still cold here in The Pub. Somebody reach down behind the bar, go bottom shelf and find that dusty bottle of 10 High that’s been collecting dust back there. Nobody puts Baby in the corner. Crack that seal. Pour them wide and deep. To each and everyone of you magnificent bastards.

I keep waiting for someone to dig through the Rochester lost and found to find Mayhem’s lost camera from that night we decided to Karaoke and he ended up in ER and I ended up on a hotel room floor in a pool of vomit. If anyone finds it, burn that SD card.... Memories like that are best kept by the faded memories I still cherish every time I crack the seal on a new bottle.
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Re: Das ja gewaltig.

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Say, Dale. Take a tip from a moderator: it is unnecessary to create a new thread for every random thought that crosses your mind. In fact, it is unappreciated. Many of these threads you’ve created could have easily been fit into other threads and only clutter things up. So please, very kindly, I ask that you knock it the fuck off.

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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....

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Surreal wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:27 pm


Karaoke and he ended up in ER
Another reason why I don`t do Karaoke, it will always end up with Doug Ross pumping alcohol samples in your lifeless body
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Re: singular thought threads

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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:38 pm
Say, Dale. Take a tip from a moderator: it is unnecessary to create a new thread for every random thought that crosses your mind. In fact, it is unappreciated. Many of these threads you’ve created could have easily been fit into other threads and only clutter things up. So please, very kindly, I ask that you knock it the fuck off.

Sincerely,
Badfellow
Yes! Seconded. It's getting kind of cattywampus up in here, and this goes for everyone, not only Dale. This type of stuff was highlighted in Palinka's posting guidelines, but since nobody reads it...

The one-track thoughts that don't seem relevant to anything can be posted here in this very thread. It's even stickied at the top in the Pub for your drunken convenience, and you can even change the subject line in your post (as I did) to get your point across. The drunkard that came up with the genius idea summed it up perfectly:

Illiniwek wrote:
Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:13 pm
I know that many of the regulars have been here for years, and I've been here for weeks, so I make this suggestion with all due respect. However, there are so many threads that are based on a singular thought, that last a short while, that don't sustain a conversation, that maybe we need this thread. Just post random thoughts here instead of starting a whole new thread. That's what's on my mind.
Brillliant.

There's also a Random Shit thread in the Pub as well, if that is more applicable for one's random thoughts.
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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....

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Which thread is this, btw?🤦‍♂️
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