I just took the best hangover shit

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sighted at the bug jar in rochester ny. i KNEW he looked familiar.

[Illiniwek]

I am shocked that this thread has not sunk to the depths of "no response-ville".

[MEAT!]

I am shocked that this thread has not sunk to the depths of "no response-ville".

There's something special when someone wants to share their best craps with the community as a whole. It's like a new child is born or something. I feel we should all be passing out cigars and getting drunk. Well, the getting drunk part probably is well underway for most.

[Dylboz]

A good morning crap is the product of the perfect combination of beer, shots, pizza, Jack In The Box, Top Ramen and hot sauce. The labor necessary to "move" it, under the circumstances, creates a kind of bond, an attachment that doesn't end when the literal one does, an affection for your excrement that can only be sated by prideful boasting. Just be glad the original poster didn't take it so far as a photograph to preserve the turd for posterity.

[Mayhem]

sighted at the bug jar in rochester ny. i KNEW he looked familiar.

THAT"S CHOPSTIX!!!

[Badfellow]

A good morning crap is the product of the perfect combination of beer, shots, pizza, Jack In The Box, Top Ramen and hot sauce. The labor necessary to "move" it, under the circumstances, creates a kind of bond, an attachment that doesn't end when the literal one does, an affection for your excrement that can only be sated by prideful boasting. Just be glad the original poster didn't take it so far as a photograph to preserve the turd for posterity.

Insightful.

However, I believe what Chaka was talking about was a reverse phenomenon, one which requires no exertion to "move the load", but rather the installation of steel blast plating behind the toilet. In other words, Chaka has been drinking Evan Williams and eating at Denny's again, quite possibly at the same time.