july 4th ..... now with pics!

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OK, so I am a wee drunk. Jill is a weak sauce.

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So our Sweet, dearest Lou has jumped the shark and gotten Louie drunk yet again.

As an aside, I've myself made quite the impression with some hardcore, asskicking, Guns-of-the-Motherfucking-Navarone motherfuckers with my patented and much lambasted "sissy-drink"... the Playa de la Nica Chica. If not here in body, I've ensured her legacy is definitely here in spirit.

rock the fuck on. Peace out. Rooster is off to drink and dial and drink and dial and drink some more.

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Someone just got teabagged. Someone who isn't me.

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DDB is en route as I type. He has my proxy in matters of Scotch and bourbon, and rum, vodka, tequila, gin and slivovitz.

Rooster, your poor balls shrivel up as soon as you drop them in a thimble whiskey. At least that's what Lou said after you gave him a roman helmet. Lilly be thy liver.
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Jumping Jack wrote:Happy fucking 4th Dudes!

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ok its 4 30 am .... louie .... the mighty drunkard passed out ..... like when the sun was still up .... roo put his balls on his face .... haha .... the cops showed up at like 6 .... but left me with a warning about loud bass ... and too much weed smoke. Trail of beer cans rocked the joint with tales of drinking ..... and bad religion songs. some crazy cougar showed up .... and seans little brother "son" tried to fuck her ... but failed ... and jamie kicked her sorry old ass out. Casino showed up and we drank bourbon and had deep conversations about whiskey ..... and he told me how to improve my "game' with the poolice. we killed a 5 gallon keg of home brew ... 3 cases of some other home brew and two cases of pacifico... oh .... and a 5 gallon keg of margaritas. I think also 2 handles of rum were drank .... for mojitos. ..... there were burgers made .... but i was to busy to eat ..... till like 2 am ...... and i ate it like 6 times trying to not puke doing a shot, that i was to drunk to realy drink. overall it was a great sart to the 4th weekend.


we got one more crazy night ...




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Skot Eleventeen wrote:ok its 4 30 am .... louie .... the mighty drunkard passed out ..... like when the sun was still up .... roo put his balls on his face .... haha .... the cops showed up at like 6 .... but left me with a warning about loud bass ... and too much weed smoke. Trail of beer cans rocked the joint with tales of drinking ..... and bad religion songs. some crazy cougar showed up .... and seans little brother "son" tried to fuck her ... but failed ... and jamie kicked her sorry old ass out. Casino showed up and we drank bourbon and had deep conversations about whiskey ..... and he told me how to improve my "game' with the poolice. we killed a 5 gallon keg of home brew ... 3 cases of some other home brew and two cases of pacifico... oh .... and a 5 gallon keg of margaritas. I think also 2 handles of rum were drank .... for mojitos. ..... there were burgers made .... but i was to busy to eat ..... till like 2 am ...... and i ate it like 6 times trying to not puke doing a shot, that i was to drunk to realy drink. overall it was a great sart to the 4th weekend.


we got one more crazy night ...




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sounds like a bad ass time!
are you sure rooster wasnt the first to pass out or puke??

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Fuckin amateurs, Dude.
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Lunatic Harness wrote:
Skot Eleventeen wrote:ok its 4 30 am .... louie .... the mighty drunkard passed out ..... like when the sun was still up .... roo put his balls on his face .... haha .... the cops showed up at like 6 .... but left me with a warning about loud bass ... and too much weed smoke. Trail of beer cans rocked the joint with tales of drinking ..... and bad religion songs. some crazy cougar showed up .... and seans little brother "son" tried to fuck her ... but failed ... and jamie kicked her sorry old ass out. Casino showed up and we drank bourbon and had deep conversations about whiskey ..... and he told me how to improve my "game' with the poolice. we killed a 5 gallon keg of home brew ... 3 cases of some other home brew and two cases of pacifico... oh .... and a 5 gallon keg of margaritas. I think also 2 handles of rum were drank .... for mojitos. ..... there were burgers made .... but i was to busy to eat ..... till like 2 am ...... and i ate it like 6 times trying to not puke doing a shot, that i was to drunk to realy drink. overall it was a great sart to the 4th weekend.


we got one more crazy night ...




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sounds like a bad ass time!
are you sure rooster wasnt the first to pass out or puke??
I did not puke the whole night, and only "took a nap" (my shoes were off and I was clearly in a place of sleeping, not passing out) for about ten minutes before everyone stormed in and threw a bottle of tequila at my nuts. I went back to "napping" for another half hour or so, before I woke up and presented the aforementioned cougar (and everyone in site) with a dandy view of my eel-skin watchband.

The best part about the party is that it did not end in the wee-hours of July 5th. Instead, Skot and I continued it into the next night at a drunken showing of Wall-E (excellent movie by the way), and into the NEXT night with what can only be described as "one for the grandkids".

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Skot and Jaime are awesome hosts, Roo and Lou are still lightweights. Lou slept more than he was awake in the 4 hours I was there, Roo went nighty-night at about 1 after "a full day of drinking"--man, I didn't see you do any shots of rye or bourbon with Skot, Casino, Lou, or me; how can that be a "full day" when you didn't get your daily dose of vitamin brown?

Great party overall with group sex, vomit, deep conversations, and fine company. It was really more of a Bacchanal than a 4th of July celebration, but what better way to throw off tyrrany?

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ok i got a few to post but lets start with this one of the mexican .....

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ok so you would think that with at least 5 people at the party that work in photography, for a living .... i would have more pics .... but this be it ....


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Finally able to log on at work, all I get is the darned red x. Damned IT rat bastards!
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You guys suck. The only three pictures you guys post are two where I was rudely awoken from my nap, and one of me trying to avoid the Mangina.

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forgot one ....

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