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going to our annual symposium. Every night after the day long lectures it was pandemonium. Booze, cigarettes, strip clubs, police cars, horribly drawn faces and bloodshot eyes each morning.

Now, it's people saying they're going to turn in early. Everyone is graying and nobody is going to the strip clubs.



It's a little like this here sometimes. I been here 5 years.......you young folks (who aren't here tonight because they actually go out) gotta make up for our slacking.....we need to live vicarously through you. Of course we are not goting....nevermind...the wife and daughter are on the way from the Forienger concert and are taking me to the bar......back later if any of you oldies are still up!
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.

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How you doin'?
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I'm not turning in early.

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I love it when Judge calls me "young" LOL

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I dont live vicariously, I live!
steved wrote:Proof is just information.
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gerald_weigel wrote:I dont live vicariously, I live!
Is that what you call it???? I'm still waiting for them to pick me up....hmmm thinking maybe I should make an avatar of me in a shower banging my head against a beer can.
Proverbs 31:6&7

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yeah me and my rowdy friends have rowdied on down.

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Judge wrote:
gerald_weigel wrote:I dont live vicariously, I live!
Is that what you call it????
DON'T RILE ME UP!

I gotta a big day ahead of me, cleaning out the garage, vacuuming the house, I should have been in bed hours ago.
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gerald_weigel wrote:
Judge wrote:
gerald_weigel wrote:I dont live vicariously, I live!
Is that what you call it????
DON'T RILE ME UP!

I gotta a big day ahead of me, cleaning out the garage, vacuuming the house, I should have been in bed hours ago.
Damn that new 8" pruple plastic dildo.. You'll never get no rest now!
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It's like living with Ruiner.
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It's like living 2 blocks from Taco Bell..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
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[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me

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Judge wrote:the wife and daughter are on the way from the Foreigner concert
I believe that is permission to start cheating in 42 of the 49 contiguous states.
Be safe everyone.

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