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Shot Thread

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Whiskey, Gin, Vodka, Rum, Mezcal, Absinthe, Chartreuse, Ouzo, Devil Rum &c.

If you're doing a shot, let us know!
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Re: Shot Thread

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Uh Oh... hot wings so spicy they're giving me the freak-on. Must counter with booze.

\.>boozestat
SJ... (not found)
Jameson... (not found)
Chartreuse... (access denied)
Hornitos... (not found)
Teacher's... (j:\losers and bedwettings\8675309\desktop\Teacher's.exe)
Michtner's... (access denied)
\.>cd \j:\losers and bedwettings\8675309\desktop\
\.>Teacher's.exe
...Executing shot.
Parsing error.

[+++NO CARRIER+++]
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Re: Shot Thread

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/.>Seriously, I am totally disappointed with you lot.
?Syntax Error
/.>Dammit
Bad command or filename.
/.>run d:\apps\1337haxx0r.exe
Band kumquats for hippotomae.
/.>Oh. OK.
?Syntax Error
/.>Wait. WhAt!?!?
Executing...
[|more...]
#PUSH #FF00867
#PUSH #FFA5309
EXECUTING DEFAULT PROTOCOL T182

...TEACHER'S
...SipPiNaTiNg

**chser rqurd**
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Re: Shot Thread

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I threw out my Commodore 64 today.

10 PRINT "SHOT OF EVAN WILLIAMS"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
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Re: Shot Thread

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I learned BASIC in high school.


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Re: Shot Thread

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methfront wrote:
Chartreuse... (access denied)
Pussy.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Re: Shot Thread

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Someone said shot? Let's go!

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Re: Shot Thread

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Lushie wrote:Someone said shot? Let's go!
LETS FUCKIN SHOOT IT

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Re: Shot Thread

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im out of shots. lately all i ever shoot is vodka and tequila. none to be found. way too drunk to drive too.
You see in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

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ruiner wrote:im out of shots. lately all i ever shoot is vodka and tequila. none to be found. way too drunk to drive too.
Nice...shots are like cheap whores, they do the trick but end up tossing you on you ass..or at least in vietnam they do

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king buzzo wrote:
ruiner wrote:im out of shots. lately all i ever shoot is vodka and tequila. none to be found. way too drunk to drive too.
Nice...shots are like cheap whores, they do the trick but end up tossing you on you ass..or at least in vietnam they do

ill take your word for it. tomorrow maybe i will pick some more up after laboring for the judge for beer.
You see in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

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Re: Shot Thread

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ruiner wrote:
king buzzo wrote:
ruiner wrote:im out of shots. lately all i ever shoot is vodka and tequila. none to be found. way too drunk to drive too.
Nice...shots are like cheap whores, they do the trick but end up tossing you on you ass..or at least in vietnam they do

ill take your word for it. tomorrow maybe i will pick some more up after laboring for the judge for beer.
Do that and remember that drinking is only fighting half the battle...

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methfront wrote:/.>Seriously, I am totally disappointed with you lot.
?Syntax Error
/.>Dammit
Bad command or filename.
/.>run d:\apps\1337haxx0r.exe
Band kumquats for hippotomae.
/.>Oh. OK.
?Syntax Error
/.>Wait. WhAt!?!?
Executing...
[|more...]
#PUSH #FF00867
#PUSH #FFA5309
EXECUTING DEFAULT PROTOCOL T182

...TEACHER'S
...SipPiNaTiNg

**chser rqurd**
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Re: Shot Thread

Post by Screwball »

Think I'll have a shot o' Jerry while nursing this jumbo White Russian.

Down the hatch!

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Re: Shot Thread

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Edited to say I am an idiot
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