My dream girl

[drunken parrot]

One thing i've noticed over the years is that if you are going to be a drunkard, then you must find a proper female companion and so far i've come up with goose eggs. Reason being is that I haven't found a woman who drinks in the same manner as myself. You know the drill guys; you start dating a nice girl and almost right away, you find that she doesn't love the creature in the same manner as you. Things go well for a while, but she desplays annoyances like.....
stopping after the third drink
getting impatient because she came 10 minutes ago
whining about "wanting to see you undrunk more often
and
bitching that you spend more money on booze than her

So fellows, here is the question...
can you relate with this, or have you found a good woman that exepts your undying love for booze, because I haven't found one.
this is by no means an insult to women because there are plenty of good women on this forum.

[fiyah]

Girlie was already taken..

[l...]

this is like one of the oldest posts on this board. instead of bitching on the board..go out to the bar and find yourself a drunkard girl. THERE ARE PLENTY. the fact of the matter is that you DON'T want a drunkard girl...you want one that you can bring home to mom and dad sans bourbon on her breath.
i've lived it for over 15 years. and untill i see a ring on my finger...i don't believe you guys anymore.

[Artie2002]

this is like one of the oldest posts on this board. instead of bitching on the board..go out to the bar and find yourself a drunkard girl. THERE ARE PLENTY. the fact of the matter is that you DON'T want a drunkard girl...you want one that you can bring home to mom and dad sans bourbon on her breath.
i've lived it for over 15 years. and untill i see a ring on my finger...i don't believe you guys anymore.

What's your problem woman? Did I opine a lack of attention?

Trust me, I have tail if I want it.

[l...]

this is like one of the oldest posts on this board. instead of bitching on the board..go out to the bar and find yourself a drunkard girl. THERE ARE PLENTY. the fact of the matter is that you DON'T want a drunkard girl...you want one that you can bring home to mom and dad sans bourbon on her breath.
i've lived it for over 15 years. and untill i see a ring on my finger...i don't believe you guys anymore.

What's your problem woman? Did I opine a lack of attention?

Trust me, I have tail if I want it.

am i talking to you? what the hell are you talking about? i have way more male attention than i even want. what i want is a relationship...not someone who wants to party w/ me and then go find the next lane bryant model at the suburban mall to marry. do me a favor artie..and ignore my posts.

[Artie2002]

this is like one of the oldest posts on this board. instead of bitching on the board..go out to the bar and find yourself a drunkard girl. THERE ARE PLENTY. the fact of the matter is that you DON'T want a drunkard girl...you want one that you can bring home to mom and dad sans bourbon on her breath.
i've lived it for over 15 years. and untill i see a ring on my finger...i don't believe you guys anymore.

What's your problem woman? Did I opine a lack of attention?

Trust me, I have tail if I want it.

am i talking to you? what the hell are you talking about? i have way more male attention than i even want. what i want is a relationship...not someone who wants to party w/ me and then go find the next lane bryant model at the suburban mall to marry. do me a favor artie..and ignore my posts.

I knew there would be dysfunctional's here.

Consider yourself dysfunctional drunk #1.

You will will be ignored henceforth.

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What's your problem woman? Did I opine a lack of attention?

Trust me, I have tail if I want it.[/quote]

am i talking to you? what the hell are you talking about? i have way more male attention than i even want. what i want is a relationship...not someone who wants to party w/ me and then go find the next lane bryant model at the suburban mall to marry. do me a favor artie..and ignore my posts.[/quote]


I knew there would be dysfunctional's here.

Consider yourself dysfunctional drunk #1.

You will will be ignored henceforth.[/quote]


yah, thanks. after 9000 posts 5 years and meeting about 300 people from this board. you take the cake. cheers, asswipe.

[Artie2002]

What's your problem woman? Did I opine a lack of attention?

Trust me, I have tail if I want it.

am i talking to you? what the hell are you talking about? i have way more male attention than i even want. what i want is a relationship...not someone who wants to party w/ me and then go find the next lane bryant model at the suburban mall to marry. do me a favor artie..and ignore my posts.[/quote]


I knew there would be dysfunctional's here.

Consider yourself dysfunctional drunk #1.

You will will be ignored henceforth.[/quote]

yah, thanks. after 9000 posts 5 years and meeting about 300 people from this board. you take the cake. cheers, asswipe.[/quote]



Thanks for proving my point.

[l...]

What's your problem woman? Did I opine a lack of attention?

Trust me, I have tail if I want it.

am i talking to you? what the hell are you talking about? i have way more male attention than i even want. what i want is a relationship...not someone who wants to party w/ me and then go find the next lane bryant model at the suburban mall to marry. do me a favor artie..and ignore my posts.

I knew there would be dysfunctional's here.

Consider yourself dysfunctional drunk #1.

You will will be ignored henceforth.[/quote]

Thanks for proving my point.


yah, thanks. after 9000 posts 5 years and meeting about 300 people from this board. you take the cake. cheers, asswipe.[/quote][/quote]



what? the point that you are the ultimate ass? people have already called you out on it. enjoy yourself you witty monster.

[DrinkPlanner]

this is like one of the oldest posts on this board. instead of bitching on the board..go out to the bar and find yourself a drunkard girl. THERE ARE PLENTY. the fact of the matter is that you DON'T want a drunkard girl...you want one that you can bring home to mom and dad sans bourbon on her breath.
i've lived it for over 15 years. and untill i see a ring on my finger...i don't believe you guys anymore.

What's your problem woman? Did I opine a lack of attention?

Trust me, I have tail if I want it.

Hey dude, SHE WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. Now would be a good time to be quiet for a bit.

As to the topic at hand, I've only ever known one girl who really REALLY liked drinking as much as I could, and could keep up with me. There were other problems though, so it didn't work out. On the list of things important in a mate, this isn't really near the top for me. As long as she DOES drink and is OK with how much I drink, then that's really all I need, and we can move forward in finding out if she's crazy in some other way.

[l...]

this is like one of the oldest posts on this board. instead of bitching on the board..go out to the bar and find yourself a drunkard girl. THERE ARE PLENTY. the fact of the matter is that you DON'T want a drunkard girl...you want one that you can bring home to mom and dad sans bourbon on her breath.
i've lived it for over 15 years. and untill i see a ring on my finger...i don't believe you guys anymore.

What's your problem woman? Did I opine a lack of attention?

Trust me, I have tail if I want it.

Hey dude, SHE WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. Now would be a good time to be quiet for a bit.

As to the topic at hand, I've only ever known one girl who really REALLY liked drinking as much as I could, and could keep up with me. There were other problems though, so it didn't work out. On the list of things important in a mate, this isn't really near the top for me. As long as she DOES drink and is OK with how much I drink, then that's really all I need, and we can move forward in finding out if she's crazy in some other way.

thanks. i wasn't talking to him at all.

[Artie2002]

She wasn't talking to me?

Ah, I don't care.

Peace and cheers!

[drunken parrot]

this is like one of the oldest posts on this board. instead of bitching on the board..go out to the bar and find yourself a drunkard girl. THERE ARE PLENTY. the fact of the matter is that you DON'T want a drunkard girl...you want one that you can bring home to mom and dad sans bourbon on her breath.
i've lived it for over 15 years. and untill i see a ring on my finger...i don't believe you guys anymore.

To be honest, I'm not about to compete with 9000 posts, nor am I going to dig into the archives back 5 years. Since I moderate at another unrelated forum, I know how veterans look at newbies. As far as bitching on a board goes, we're both home on a friday night so don't even try.

[l...]

this is like one of the oldest posts on this board. instead of bitching on the board..go out to the bar and find yourself a drunkard girl. THERE ARE PLENTY. the fact of the matter is that you DON'T want a drunkard girl...you want one that you can bring home to mom and dad sans bourbon on her breath.
i've lived it for over 15 years. and untill i see a ring on my finger...i don't believe you guys anymore.

To be honest, I'm not about to compete with 9000 posts, nor am I going to dig into the archives back 5 years. Since I moderate at another unrelated forum, I know how veterans look at newbies. As far as bitching on a board goes, we're both home on a friday night so don't even try.

bars are closed here.

[l...]

this is like one of the oldest posts on this board. instead of bitching on the board..go out to the bar and find yourself a drunkard girl. THERE ARE PLENTY. the fact of the matter is that you DON'T want a drunkard girl...you want one that you can bring home to mom and dad sans bourbon on her breath.
i've lived it for over 15 years. and untill i see a ring on my finger...i don't believe you guys anymore.

To be honest, I'm not about to compete with 9000 posts, nor am I going to dig into the archives back 5 years. Since I moderate at another unrelated forum, I know how veterans look at newbies. As far as bitching on a board goes, we're both home on a friday night so don't even try.

are you two the same person?