I'm the new guy... What do I need to know? Is there a secret handshake? Do I get hazed or something?
Nice to meet everyone.
How the hell are ya?
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Re: How the hell are ya?
Welcome.
Post drunk.
Post often.
Post drunk often.
If you please an unfeasibly large cargo vessel filled with Cisco.
Post drunk.
Post often.
Post drunk often.
If you please an unfeasibly large cargo vessel filled with Cisco.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
Casino
Casino
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dissidentman
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Re: How the hell are ya?
Thanks Mayhem...
Drunken posting - this messageboard must have more typo's then Stevie Wonder's resume.
Drunken posting - this messageboard must have more typo's then Stevie Wonder's resume.
Re: How the hell are ya?
Welcome home. Gin and tonic, if you please, and enjoy yourself!
Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
-Nash
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
-Nash
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cornbread714
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Re: How the hell are ya?
Yuo migzht be surplised, MDM posrtes are, in gineral, quiet somphistercated and eloquintdissidentman wrote:Thanks Mayhem...
Drunken posting - this messageboard must have more typo's then Stevie Wonder's resume.
Live like a pig, die like a dog
"Everyone sleeps before I do. Sometimes I do not know what to do with myself; then the trouble begins."
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"Everyone sleeps before I do. Sometimes I do not know what to do with myself; then the trouble begins."
-Savage
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felinamojokitty
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Re: How the hell are ya?
welcome !
gin martini please...like that one......>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
slurry fingers? drunken typos?..the best kind
there's always the 'morning after' edit button
gin martini please...like that one......>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
slurry fingers? drunken typos?..the best kind
there's always the 'morning after' edit button
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dissidentman
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Re: How the hell are ya?
I'm 100% beer man myself
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: How the hell are ya?
The secret handshake is considered rather nasty, by some standards.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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dissidentman
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Re: How the hell are ya?
Does it begin with "2 in the pink..."?
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: How the hell are ya?
Only in regards to the poster known as "bluebottle."
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Cliffie S. Bockerson
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Re: How the hell are ya?
Pint of Shiner, please. Welcome!
"Nossir. Even in my worst delirium I never interfered with the flow of traffic. I never drank any hair tonic, either."
Re: How the hell are ya?
This guys funny. He can stick around...dissidentman wrote:Thanks Mayhem...
Drunken posting - this messageboard must have more typo's then Stevie Wonder's resume.
I'll take a black and tan with a burbon chaser please...
I've been unavoidably detained by my complete lack of punctuality.
Re: How the hell are ya?
Greetings. Pint of Guinness if you please. Cheers!
Snakebite & Blue Bols <-- The Drink of Champions