Overheard at a local pub today...

[Judge]

"I got to the event and they didn't have any good beer at all!"
"What do you mean no __________?"
"Yeah, can you believe it?"
"Fuck no way, that happened to me at the fairgrounds during the Home and Garden Show. I told the wife since there was no _____________, there was no reason to be here!"
"Yeah, if you can't get decent beer why even leave the house? Oh, they had some micro brews, Bud and Miller but get a clue."





The beer they were going on about was Coors Light. And before you think I'm a prude, my daily chug a lug is Natty Lite. So I'm no snob but I wouldn't be in a pub that has 20 beers on tap (including Coors Lite) that include some damn fine local and medium sized good ales and be bitching to all about (they were not drunk by the way...as you might imagine) how if there is no Coors Light, there is no good beer to drink.

[Rip Rufus]

That's just sad.

[Frankennietzsche]

dIDN'T rUINER TELL YOU TO STOP EASEDROPPING?

[Screwball]

It is sad.

No Coors Right!

Got to B wrong.





'scuse me why eye shoot this guy...


banging on my door 1 more time.................

[calx]

i think i had that once from a keg.

[felinamojokitty]

busch on tap...head for the mountains!!

[Mayhem]

Coors Light = explosive mudbutt. These chaps should be skinned alive, with Sierra Nevada poured over the wounds.

[Judge]

Coors Light = explosive mudbutt. These chaps should be skinned alive, with Sierra Nevada poured over the wounds.

Odd you should say that. I was enjoying a free pint of Sierra at the time. Courtesy of the bartender who used to be my neighbor.

[Cowboy Joe]

I've run in to folks who are gaga for Coors Light...it's definitely low on my list, though.

[mormonholocaust]

Coors Light is shit, I'll agree - but to roughly quote "Up a Creek", "I almost died and you give me a light beer?" - the only light beer that should touch a man's lips should be cheap light beer. There's no reason to be drinking Coors or Bud Light; you mine as well buy some High Life Light and truly enjoy the ability to pound pack a case. That being stated, Coors Original is like beer from the breasts of many famed pornstars during their first porno scene - be it Bella Donna, Teagan Presley, Isabella Soprano, etc....


But, yeah, fuck those beer fascists.

[ruiner]

Coors Light = explosive mudbutt. These chaps should be skinned alive, with Sierra Nevada poured over the wounds.

jesus christ. coors light, mudbutt. salsa, mudbutt. a stiff wind, mudbutt. get your shit together soldier.

[Chimneyfish]

How and when did it become completely acceptable for men to drink light beers? What's more strange is that it'll be done by macho-acting men while doing macho things, and nobody thinks twice when they all order Coors Lights. Is it because regular Coors taste too strongly like beer to them and they need to water it down a little? Is it because 5% ABV is a little too wild and they need to keep it at a safe 3%? Is it because they are counting calories? Either way, all of these reasons are really gay. It's like going to a bar and ordering a salad.

One time two frat-boy-looking fems were buying a keg from me and they were having a tough time decided which type of beer to get. While considering the Michelob Ultra, one of them looks at me and asks "That one's supposed to have the least carbs, right?" I told him I wouldn't know.

Another time me and some buddies were going to a local strip club. One of my friends invited his fiancee's brother along with us. The guy really looked like he had never been to a strip club before- that kind of guy. The club is the type of place with a long row of bikes lined up out front. So we get there and some waitress hawks to us because there's a one-drink minimum. We order a couple pitchers and then we get to the nerdy guy and he say "Diet Coke please". We all laugh and the waitress makes some jokes about how he ordered a DIET soda. So he mans up and orders a Coors Light and there's no joking about this. It was seen as a much more masculine choice. Why? Is the Homo Bridge between a diet soda and a diet beer really that long?

I realize those weren't really good stories but I was just trying to point out the crazy view that a lot of guys have towards light beers.

[calx]

"i'll have a diet schlitz plz."

[peetie44]

I know several hard-core beer drinkers (all from various stations and strata) and The Silver Bullet is each one's numero uno beer of choice.

Go figure...?

[Frankennietzsche]

I blame "Smokey and the Bandit."