the best idea ever is to brag about how great you are

[Illiniwek]

There's a moral here and that moral is, if you go to a restaurant, order what they're proud of. If you got to Joe's Crab Shack, get the crab. Paul's BBQ, get the fucking BBQ. If you're going to be a moron, like me, and order the steak at a sushi joint, then you deserve what's coming to you.

A painful but important lesson. My worst ever was caused by a 7-11 microwave burrito. I guess I had it coming, too...

Same here! I'm glad the 7-11 burrito happened to someone else, because I thought I was getting soft. I hadn't drunk hardly enough the night before to feel the way I did, but I did eat that damned "burrito". I haven't had one since.

[Chimneyfish]

isn't it amazing how when you have ate nothing all night you still manage to puke out water? weird.

No actually that was your soul that you puked out.

[Savage]

Now there will be no more pain. But drink club soda, just in case.

[bluebottle]

i have a ectoplasm. so, nbow i am cheery as hell. giants win, ha!

[Savage]

Ectoplasm? Well, good for you! But do keep it covered up in public. We don't want a repeat of the "Incident"

[devo]

never blame the booze. it's always taking the blame for that buzz killing, stomach filling devil food. i do applaud your level of professionalism and commitment to the lifestyle. be careful about passing out in dubious neighborhoods, given the brisk business in blackmarket body parts, you could lose more than teeth. i'm sure your liver is safe.

[bluebottle]

never blame the booze. it's always taking the blame for that buzz killing, stomach filling devil food. i do applaud your level of professionalism and commitment to the lifestyle. be careful about passing out in dubious neighborhoods, given the brisk business in blackmarket body parts, you could lose more than teeth. i'm sure your liver is safe.

haha!

[ThirstyDrunk]

sissies

[bluebottle]

i know! it just beats all! I AM GOING TO watachg butch and sundance.

[coqui_chris]

i know! it just beats all! I AM GOING TO watachg butch and sundance.

R.I.P. PAUL NEWMAN!

[coqui_chris]

What does BART mean, Bay Area Rapid Transit?

I once decided that a good substitute for dinner was an entire large bag of Herrs cheese curls and powdered donuts and Olde English 800.
My stomach ached so bad I had to induce vomiting.
I proceeded to vomit so hard, I popped a blood vessel.


I remember another time. There we were in high school in West Philly, buying a case of 40s. A friend of a friend is hungry.
"I think I'm gonna go get some fried chicken," he said, pointing to a Chinese store down the block.
"Look, dude, don't eat that chicken," my friend says.
"Nah, I'll be alright. I'm hungry. I want some fried chicken."
"Don't eat that chicken."
"I'll be right back, I'm gonna go get that fried chicken."
"I'm telling you, man, don't eat that fried chicken!"
The second we passed the city border back into the suburbs, he was out the door puking into the gutter.

That's what you get eating fried chicken from a Chinese food place underneath the El

[Chimneyfish]

Yes, that's what BART means. It travels under the bay so it's a quick way to get between Oakland and San Francisco, but it connects the entire Bay Area. Riding it is an experience in itself. Crazy things happen when you're deep beneath the ocean.

[Savage]

So, in my Savage Order, Grumpy is in charge of the BURP (Big Underground Railway Proper)

[calx]

i barfed last night but but that's coz i choked on water. wow that was fun. after a night of spirited drinking i made myself a sandwich and spaghetti with good sauce and i choke on water, spray the couch and the rug, stumble to the sink but trip and get severe carpet burn, and heave in the sink 4 times. the good news is it was all food and i didn't lose any vodak or scotch again!

[bluebottle]

So, in my Savage Order, Grumpy is in charge of the BURP (Big Underground Railway Proper)

wake that lazy ass when it's time to get a transfer/.