Is that I did not shoot myself in the head tonight: my wife just explained to me on the phone how our lives together couldn't be happy anymore from now and how she must be free again to fulfill her own development through yoga.
I'm in a desert 7000 kms away from home and I just died inside. I don't have the right to drink, so it's time do it for me pals.
I won't kill myself, but I sure wish I was dead.
The good thing about being a christian..
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The good thing about being a christian..
"Aaaah, the great smurff infestation we had here back in April - The Professor lost part of his ear in that battle, but he emerged victorious, and was rewarded with a tin of Friskies "Ocean Whitefish and Tuna in sauce."
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
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Fucking sucks, mon capitaine.
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I'm really very sorry to hear it.
You've got a lot of friends here, though, and I can tell you are a strong person. You can get through this, Boozy.
You've got a lot of friends here, though, and I can tell you are a strong person. You can get through this, Boozy.
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You, sir, have every right to drink and forget that bitch. God wanted it that way, if your country does not understand, Fuck them, too! and go AWOL.
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This time I really wonder. It is incredibily brutal and unexpected. No one understands: we were one of those couples in a billion that meets because of fate (and during a war) and fall in love for life. We have never been anything but happy and there never was a fight between us. And all a sudden out of nowhere, this.cornbread714 wrote:I'm really very sorry to hear it.
You've got a lot of friends here, though, and I can tell you are a strong person. You can get through this, Boozy.
"Aaaah, the great smurff infestation we had here back in April - The Professor lost part of his ear in that battle, but he emerged victorious, and was rewarded with a tin of Friskies "Ocean Whitefish and Tuna in sauce."
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
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over the phone and while you're deployed? man, that broad is cold.
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Now I am afraid to go to bed and even more afraid of tomorrow morning.
"Aaaah, the great smurff infestation we had here back in April - The Professor lost part of his ear in that battle, but he emerged victorious, and was rewarded with a tin of Friskies "Ocean Whitefish and Tuna in sauce."
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
Re: The good thing about being a christian..
you need booze, brother. now more than ever.
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Freddie N. wrote:Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: The good thing about being a christian..
QFEJohnnyTequila wrote:over the phone and while you're deployed? man, that broad is cold.
C'mon Boozie - you'll make it. I know it's of no consolation at the moment but just remember this happens to lots of folks. They get thru it and so will you. I know - shot thru the heart. You'll heal.
Now - go to the range. Not with the booze, that's for after.
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I know it sounds stupid or crazy, but I think real love exists in sort of another dimension.
In other words, when you're truly in love it is forever, but not here on this stinking plane(t).
In other words, when you're truly in love it is forever, but not here on this stinking plane(t).
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El Boozificator i am shocked and saddened especially after reading your posts of being so happy married for 3 years.El Boozificator wrote:Is that I did not shoot myself in the head tonight: my wife just explained to me on the phone how our lives together couldn't be happy anymore from now and how she must be free again to fulfill her own development through yoga.
I'm in a desert 7000 kms away from home and I just died inside. I don't have the right to drink, so it's time do it for me pals.
I won't kill myself, but I sure wish I was dead.
to get a phone call regarding something so serious..without an opportunity to talk face to face.
fufil her development through yoga? you do not need to go into any details as it is a private matter for you..though i will say the method of delivery is selfish.
especially knowing you are away on a mission and it will haunt you until you talk more..
you are in shock. rightly so. it is still sinking in. the end of a marriage can be as painful as physical death of a loved one.
i don't know what to say..so i will say take care of yourself.
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Sorry to hear that El Booze. That really sucks I know you know that though. I had my ex-wife leave me almost 2 years ago. I'll be having a few drinks for you this weekend. Stand tall!
"Follow me into the desert as thirsty as you are, crack a smile and cut your mouth and drown in alcohol."
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Without going into detail, I know how you feel, amigo. Chin up.
Tonight, I drink for you.
Tonight, I drink for you.
Cell phones: The perfect way to keep in touch with distant friends whilst pissing off the ones sitting right next to you.
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Re: The good thing about being a christian..
Shes leaving you for yoga?????? what the fuck man, ??.......hang in there man, my missus of 5 years kicked me out so she and her friend could go to university (they were both 30 yrs old at the time)...she lasted 3 months then moved in with a 40 year old heroin addict. score for her!
I know the feeling exactly, and I know its hell
took the best part of 2 years for me to get to grips with it
hope its easier on your good self
Heres to you boozy, send me a PM next time you back in france and we can have drinks
I know the feeling exactly, and I know its hell
took the best part of 2 years for me to get to grips with it
hope its easier on your good self
Heres to you boozy, send me a PM next time you back in france and we can have drinks