The good thing about being a christian..

[MEAT!]

Damn man, sorry to hear that. You need the time and the "medication" to heal but can't have it where you are currently. I hope things work best for you and if I ever get to meet you at a future con or something you have a drink waiting on me.

[Savage]

Oh, El Boozi, this is so sad. I am sorry this is happening to you.

[whiskeyprick]

Would it make ya feel better if I made a phone call and had her roughed up?

[bluebottle]

Would it make ya feel better if I made a phone call and had her roughed up?

on craigslist today i saw an ad for someone needing an archery partner.

[whiskeyprick]

Would it make ya feel better if I made a phone call and had her roughed up?

on craigslist today i saw an ad for someone needing an archery partner.

I'll phone Ted Nugent and tell him to bring the mustard.

[bluebottle]

we'll need specialty mustard for this, in honour of boozie. i hear cleveland makes a good mustard. never been there. shit, nuge has his own ranch on which he hunts. michigan, i love you but not as much as mn.

[whiskeyprick]

Let us just drink and forget about famous assholes, let us pray, by pray, i mean drink.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Man thats som esad shit rught there.
Tallk it ou t El Boozificatr
We hear ya
i'm drunk and thats sad

[whiskeyprick]

Man thats som esad shit rught there.
Tallk it ou t El Boozificatr
We hear ya
i'm drunk and thats sad

You've always confused me, I think a dd is in order or should I phone you a bed?

[greygoose]

Jesus man, best wishes to you and your boys in the sandbox. You just worry about keeping your ass safe right now. All other things can be addressed in due time. Shitty way to end things, agreed. I feel for you dude, I really do.

[Cowboy Joe]

Sorry to hear....I can't imagine what it's like. Keep up the good work in the hot country.....

[TheBigCasino]

Is that I did not shoot myself in the head tonight: my wife just explained to me on the phone how our lives together couldn't be happy anymore from now and how she must be free again to fulfill her own development through yoga.
I'm in a desert 7000 kms away from home and I just died inside. I don't have the right to drink, so it's time do it for me pals.
I won't kill myself, but I sure wish I was dead.

Sorry to hear that bro, take it as a sign though. Now it's time for you to blaze your own trail as well.

[Le Boozificator]

Thanks to every single one of you, including the awkward jokers. I am in hell now, but I am at peace with myself. Whatever I do, I will do it grandstyle. I'm a fighter, not a quitter, and some of what I read helped me remember it. I will do everything humanly possible and when this is over, I'll start the superhuman list. My name is Etienne, and I am the Boozificator.

[cornbread714]

Thanks to every single one of you, including the awkward jokers. I am in hell now, but I am at peace with myself. Whatever I do, I will do it grandstyle. I'm a fighter, not a quitter, and some of what I read helped me remember it. I will do everything humanly possible and when this is over, I'll start the superhuman list. My name is Etienne, and I am the Boozificator.

I know it's late night over there, hope you had at least a little drink, hang in there, El B...

[Mayhem]

I wasn't joking about the priest part, and I'm glad you are getting through this.