Today's timeline

[waahoohah]

4:00 AM - Wake up.
5:00 AM - Make it to work.
5:00 - 5:30 AM- Watch besumedly while bosses argue over where I should be going and whom I should be helping.
5:31 AM - Volunteer to go home. Instead, get sent to help other driver who only has 75 cases of beer to deliver.
5:32 - 10:00 AM - Pretend to work. At some time, I calculate that if we split the case load evenly, the other driver and I will both net $3.07 for each case delivered.
10:00 - 10:45 AM - Gloat about how easy my day was to all the poor peons back at the warehouse.
11:00 AM - Crack first beer of the day. Think about Bloody Marys for lunch.

My job can make for some really horrible days. Today was not one of them.

[kowalski]

Good stuff. I wish I had days like that sometimes.

[Curb Feeler]

I spend my days splitting time between anger and indifference.Glad to see someone is living the good life, if only for a day.

Salute.

[cornbread714]

12 noon - Wake up, scratch balls, fart, go back to sleep
4:31 pm (or so) - First beer of the day
7 pm - Greet Ethiopian singers and my studio partner. Collect paltry studio rent, feign interest for awhile, smoke spliffs, then retire to my office while they work on tunes that I will help mix later
9:14 pm - Open 6th beer
Not a bad day so far and I've got lots of beer left
Cheers!

[KaosDad]

12:30 A FUCKING M - get called by DataCenter, favorite client X has shot themselves in the foot AGAIN and are asking for escalation to engineers........
12:45 PM - find out that the "CLASSIFIED document" that got "leaked" onto their system which caused the turmoil for the past five days is not "CLASSIFIED" but is "classified" as company proprietary.
12:50 - Get reprimanded for attempting to choke a client........

[Sleestack]

12 noon - Wake up, scratch balls, fart, go back to sleep
4:31 pm (or so) - First beer of the day
7 pm - Greet Ethiopian singers and my studio partner. Collect paltry studio rent, feign interest for awhile, smoke spliffs, then retire to my office while they work on tunes that I will help mix later
9:14 pm - Open 6th beer
Not a bad day so far and I've got lots of beer left
Cheers!

You need to speed things up Corny!! You should be on beer #6 at 7:15pm...

:)

[cornbread714]

12 noon - Wake up, scratch balls, fart, go back to sleep
4:31 pm (or so) - First beer of the day
7 pm - Greet Ethiopian singers and my studio partner. Collect paltry studio rent, feign interest for awhile, smoke spliffs, then retire to my office while they work on tunes that I will help mix later
9:14 pm - Open 6th beer
Not a bad day so far and I've got lots of beer left
Cheers!

You need to speed things up Corny!! You should be on beer #6 at 7:15pm...

:)

Just getting started, Slee. I'm in for the long haul. I'm now officially off work (2:10 am), starting on the 2nd sixer of Bock, had a few Grolsch's with the Africans in between, and likely will finish all the beer in the house before I pass out sometime around daylight

[waahoohah]

I pass out sometime around daylight

Ahh, the old sunrise burnout! I remember it well.

[cornbread714]

I pass out sometime around daylight

Ahh, the old sunrise burnout! I remember it well.

Actually, I probably won't make it to daylight, or all the way through the 2nd sixpack of Bock. This stuff is filling, and pretty strong, but I'm not that drunk, just full, plus the 3 or four Grolsch I downed kinda helped to bring the night to an early close.

That's the good (and bad) thing about beer - I can never get really drunk on it anymore, but I never get a hangover.
2 liters of cheap wine, now, that's a horse of a different color...

[cloud8]

Man!
5:45 UP
7:20 Bus
7:30 Subway
7:40 Bus, if late then 1 mile walk.
8:00 Work. They have been there since 7 or 7:30. Fuckin earlybirds.
1:00pm. Sometimes leftoves in the kitchen from boss's lunch.
4:30 quittin time, these days. 5:30-6:00 when it gets busy again.
Bus or walk then subway.
5:10 or 5:25 or 5:40 bus...the point of my post. Poland Springs pints with whatever three ounces I pour in the am. Bus driver doesn't care. We chat. Heck I'd offer him a swig. Lots of times her. Have a good night. You too, man.

[Badfellow]

14:69 ZM: Became self aware. Became self unaware. Wax on. Wax off.

[ruiner]

7am: wake the wife up.
7:30am: wife wakes me up.
8am: work.
8:01am: messages. apparently the entire disabled universe has ripped apart at the seams and their wheelchairs are unusable/nearly killed them and "just plain scared the life out of me!" and us not being open on the weekend has destroyed the lives of many, and they have been bed ridden because of it. also, they will not be home when i am in their town today, can we please make it for the time i can't possibly do it.

10:00 to 12 pm: fix stuff that someone else broke, but is still blaming me for.

12pm: wife makes lunch, i get beer.

1pm: repeat from 8pm on.

5pm: beer.

11pm: sleep.


its really not that interesting when you write it all out.

[Rip Rufus]

7:00 lady friend wakes up, geoes running. I try to fall back to sleep.
7:30 sleep not happening, watch Military Channel show about Soviet aircraft (Yak 37, I think)
8:00 - 9:00 Watch another episode, this time on the Soviet Mig-29 and SU-27, all while the wonderful lady gets ready and goes to work.
9:00 - 11:45 - fall back to sleep
12:00 get out of bed, eat Golden Grahams.
2:00 - 3:00 - go for a mid-day skate and shoot-around at the local hockey rink
7:00 - start drinking, eat dinner
8:00 - 12:00 - fantasy hockey league draft, while drinking Negro Modelo's
12:00 - ?? hang out on the board here.

[calx]

13:40 : wake up
15:30 get my car from the nissan place and
16:10 : get my modem and shit from best buy
16:50: sit in the office and read miller and smoke cigarettes
18:50 get my kramer hair cut
19:20 : set up my comp s hit and download windors crap
20:50 : talk to dingbat and drink enthusiactically
22:30 hello thar!

[peetie44]

Sunday-Tuesday (my schedule changes daily; this is a snippet)

Sunday:
Noon: wake up
12:30: check out of Hotel Rosy in Arluno, Italy and get picked up for home-cooked lunch at harmonica player's house, 5mins away
2:45pm: ride south to Novellara
4:00pm: stop for beer
5:00pm: arrive at hotel
6:00pm: sound-check, dinner+wine
7:30pm: back to hotel for 2hr nap
9:45pm: back to gig at a small, country cafe/bar, owned by an Italian communist
10:15pm-12:30am: play 2 sets as a trio (harmonica and guitar), drink much Lagavulin and Guinness
1:00am: back to hotel, watch Italian TV, go to sleep

Monday:
9:30am: wake up
10:00am: leave hotel for Milan (with a stop for lunch+wine)
2:00pm: arrive in Milan to tape radio interview+beer
4:00pm: drive back to Arluno
5:00-7:30pm: nap
8:00pm: drive back to Milan for trio show at Nibada Theatre
9:00-10:40pm: sound-check+food+Lagavulin+Guinness
10:45pm: play 2 shows
1:00am: finish playing; more Lagavulin+Guinness
2:30am: back at Hotel Rosy, check e-mails
3:00am: go to sleep

Tuesday:
6:30am: wake-up
7:00am: leave for Milan airport
10:20am: flight leaves for Eindhoven, Holland; arrives at noon
12:10pm: picked up at Eindhoven airport by manager
1:10pm: arrive home in Neerpelt, Belgium; eat, drink Lagavulin+beer; nap
10:27pm: post this and drink more Laggy+beer