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Or at least her t-shirt.
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No lie. I have owned that t-shirt for about 15 years. My mother bought it for me. Nice, yes?

So, yes, she is very proud of her elder child.
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The best shirt I've seen lately stated: "I'd rather be snorting cocaine off of a whore's ass."

At least they had goals.
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aunt barb?!
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MEAT! wrote:The best shirt I've seen lately stated: "I'd rather be snorting cocaine off of a whore's ass."

At least they had goals.
The best shirt I have seen lately said 'I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter."

I gotta get one of those.
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Best shirt I've ever owned. Aim high.

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Badfellow wrote:Best shirt I've ever owned. Aim high.

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lol that's a good one!
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Those men'll break your bones
Don't know how to buid stable homes...


Tricky & PJ Harvey...
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Badfellow wrote:Best shirt I've ever owned. Aim high.

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Uncalled for
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A few I like...............

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I'd hit it. Of course I'm wasted right now, but still, I'm down.
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drunkensooner wrote:I'd hit it. Of course I'm wasted right now, but still, I'm down.
I think I did.
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wtf?


I meanWTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fiyah wrote:wtf?


I meanWTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which part of the thread threw you for a loop?
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NYDingbat wrote:No lie. I have owned that t-shirt for about 15 years. My mother bought it for me. Nice, yes?

So, yes, she is very proud of her elder child.
I do not doubt you for a moment!
I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk these streets of freedom badmouthing Lady America, in your damn mirrored sunglasses!
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