I don't feel like a Drunkard anymore. Have I withdrawn myself from the stellar happenings of other Drunkards and been a recluse, or has the drinking culture passed me by and moved on to a place that I can only get a temporary VIP pass to?
As a sidenote, I spent $36 at the thrift store and bought four suits... and I have to be undrunk, coherent, and cognitive enough to skateboard down the beach, swim 100 yards through the surf and out to a life raft for work, in Ohhhhhh about two and a half hours. How am I preparing for such a task? By drinking my tenth and eleventh Carlsberg, akimbo like I'm the Jet Lee of drinking, and calling my (now) ex-girlfriend, a "stupid twat, not worthy of whatever degree she bought with Grandma's cash".
Keep on being Drunkards, I'll keep on being Rooster. We'll come to love one another once again.
Iran So Far Away!
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Re: Iran So Far Away!
It's October Diane! What's with the lack of name change??
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Savage
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Sorry. I am a slacker. I haven't even dragged out the bodies yet, nor hung so much as a single bat.
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I've had this feeling for the past month or so and explains my absence. I'm planning a good drunk for Thursday, hopefully that'll make me better.MasqueoftheRooDeath wrote:I don't feel like a Drunkard anymore. Have I withdrawn myself from the stellar happenings of other Drunkards and been a recluse, or has the drinking culture passed me by and moved on to a place that I can only get a temporary VIP pass to?
"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
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So how'd that work out for ya?Rowdydrunk79 wrote:I've had this feeling for the past month or so and explains my absence. I'm planning a good drunk for Thursday, hopefully that'll make me better.MasqueoftheRooDeath wrote:I don't feel like a Drunkard anymore. Have I withdrawn myself from the stellar happenings of other Drunkards and been a recluse, or has the drinking culture passed me by and moved on to a place that I can only get a temporary VIP pass to?
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
Re: Iran So Far Away!
I thought that I lost interest in drinking because it was too routine. I was just pregnant though. My body was telling me "no!" Since you aren't pregnant, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you just need a little break.
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Crystal wrote:I thought that I lost interest in drinking because it was too routine. I was just pregnant though. My body was telling me "no!" Since you aren't pregnant, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you just need a little break.
Wait until you smell the rotting corpse in every piece of chicken.
sorry. Fucking flashback. carry on.
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There is no excuse for being A Flock Of Seagulls fan ever. I could see the Thompson Twins.
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Not lately, I hope. I don't think I've ever been aware of 3 people I wanted to slap so hard...Poonay Colada wrote: I could see the Thompson Twins.
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http://www.eatyourvoots.com/Savage Succubus wrote:Crystal wrote:I thought that I lost interest in drinking because it was too routine. I was just pregnant though. My body was telling me "no!" Since you aren't pregnant, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you just need a little break.
Wait until you smell the rotting corpse in every piece of chicken.
sorry. Fucking flashback. carry on.
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I called the Voots guy on my carrot phone but he put me on hold to take a call from some slutty zucchini.
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